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04Dec

note: sloppy seconds

(courtesy photo)

National coverage is currently fixated on all things Plaxico Burress – did he really use the Ron Mexico-style alias “Harris Smith” after accidentally shooting himself while at a nightclub? Did teammate Antonio Pierce try to help cover the whole thing up? Did Burress rob his New York Giants teammate Steve Smith at gunpoint? (Okay, maybe I got that headline confused, but you get the point).

At any rate, there’s not much chance any of the major sports networks or outlets have had time for anything other than all-Burress all the time, which is really too bad, because the rest of the nation is missing a really juicy story coming out of the National Hockey League.

Dallas Stars forward Sean Avery created a nice little controversy this week thanks to his not-so-subtle comments made during a morning practice session before the team’s game against the Calgary Flames.

“I’m just going to say one thing,” Avery started. “I’m really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada. I just wanted to comment on how, it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about, but enjoy the game tonight.”

For those not familiar, Avery was referring to Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf, who is dating Avery’s ex-girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert, of 24 and The Girl Next Door fame. In response to his comments, the NHL suspended Avery indefinitely for “conduct detrimental to the league or game of hockey.”

A 2007 poll of 283 NHL players found out that Sean Avery was easily the most hated player in the league, earning more than 66 percent of the votes. He’s been accused of making racial slurs against opponents, accused of making fun of a hockey player diagnosed with leukemia and is generally viewed as an asshole in and around league circles.

He’s also the guy who last season was standing in front of New Jersey Devils goalie Martin Brodeur waving his hands and stick around like a jackass – prompting the league to create the “Sean Avery Rule” the very next day, a rule that cracks down harder on unsportsmanlike conduct (specifically, waving your hands and stick in a goalie’s face like a jackass). So needless to say, he’s not going to ever be considered the teacher’s pet with the league office.

But here’s the thing – the NHL completely dropped the ball on this one.

Click here for the full article.

Note to self is a weekly sports column written for HoboTrashcan.

03Dec

baptism by fire

(AP photo)

You would have thought the Wizards were the home team at the Verizon Center Tuesday night, with the lack of defense played by the Washington Capitals.

The team was painfully thin on defense to start the season, but last night’s game – a 5-3 loss to the Florida Panthers – featured Shaone Morrisonn, Milan Jurcina and four minor leaguers on the blueline.

Karl Alzner and Sami Lepisto are going to be regulars in D.C. some day (probably in the near future), but against Florida they both looked overmatched and out of place for chunks of the night. Sure, goalie Jose Theodore hasn’t been the most reliable netminder in the NHL this season, but he never had a chance Tuesday night.

“I don’t have the timing down yet,” Alzner said after the game. “I’m definitely going to go and practice that tomorrow.”

In the locker room after the Caps’ first regulation home loss of the season, we asked Alzner just how tough it is to learn the NHL game on the fly.

“It’s very tough,” Alzner said. “I felt awesome after training camp. I thought I had the timing down. I was feeling confident with the puck. You go out and play at this new level and then adjust yourself to that. I got away with it the first few games, but then tonight I was tested by a guy who’s been around a while and knows what to do. I just need to calm down a little bit and not worry about making mistakes.”

Alzner, to his credit, said he would seek out the coaching staff following the Panthers loss and get their feedback.

“I want to know what they want me to do exactly so I can settle in for as long as I’m up here and know I’m doing what they want,” he said.

But this loss doesn’t fall solely on Alzner, no matter how hard he was taking it. Tyler Sloan and Bryan Helmer might be enjoyable “feel good stories,” but neither player looked particularly up to the challenge against a very ordinary Panthers team. Sloan should consider donating his game check to charity after falling asleep at the wheel and leaving Panthers wing Radek Dvorak all alone on the doorstep for the hockey equivalent of a layup, putting Florida up 4-1 in the third period.

The truth is, ideally teams want to slowly phase in one, maybe two, rookie defenders at a time. Give them a chance to pick up some minutes and gain a certain comfort level out on the ice without asking them to do too much too quickly. Unfortunately for the Caps, that’s just simply not an option. And while blaming injuries or rookies might be convenient in times like these, the veteran players wouldn’t touch it.

“It’s not just the rookies,” said forward Donald Brashear. “We all need to do a better job and take some of the pressure off of them. If we play better the first two periods, we’re not in that situation in the third period.”

And while Brashear is intimidating enough to convince us to go along with whatever he’s saying, his teammates all agreed that the current injury/rookie situation wasn’t the only reason the Panthers were victorious.

“We’re not going to use that as an excuse,” said forward Brooks Laich. “You look at their lineup and they had four of their top guys out too. Prior to the game we talked about how hard they were going to work. We watched their game the other night when they played the Rangers and knew what kind of effort they were going to bring.”

That means guys who have been around a while need to step up and make plays, if for no other reason than to lessen the burden on so many of these young guys. And maybe that’s some of the problem.

If we’re being honest, Jurcina isn’t much of a pro caliber player. He possesses the prototypical big body general manager George McPhee desires, but that’s about it. He’s slow, both on his feet and to react to the play around him. If the Caps are killing a penalty and need Jurcina to clear the puck out of the zone, there’s a better chance of George W. Bush getting a third term in the White House than Jurcina actually getting the job done. Not only are the Caps asking four rookies to play an increased roll, but the same goes for some of the regulars too.

And yet, the Caps were still in the game until an empty-net goal with one minute left sealed their fate. That’s the maddening part of it all. This team, even without injured defenders like Mike Green, Tom Poti and Jeff Schultz, is still capable of beating most teams on most nights. They dug themselves into a hole against Florida, allowing the Panthers’ 27th-ranked powerplay unit to score on each of their first three chances and battled back to make things interesting after a lackluster second period.

“There’s just a lot of resiliency in here,” Laich said. “Look at our head coach, it comes right from him. Our lineup, even with the injuries – with [Alexander] Semin out, with [Sergei] Federov out, with Mike Green out – we still have some very explosive players in the lineup. Alex Ovechkin obviously speaks for himself. Same with [Nicklas] Backstrom. The goal Victor Kozlov scored tonight was a fabulous goal. We are a hockey team that sometimes scores goals in bunches.

“It’s a staple in the locker room that we’re never going to give up, no matter what the score,” said Laich. “We’re not going to roll over and die. I’m proud of our guys that we keep coming back. Unfortunately tonight it just didn’t come back all the way.”

Nights like tonight just go to show – the sooner some of the regular defenders return to action, the better. But in the meantime, these four minor leaguers are gaining valuable experience that could eventually help stabilize the Caps’ defensive rotation for the foreseeable future. It might not have been pretty, but we’re willing to sacrifice some in the interim for a chance at long-term success.

03Dec

smoot pointe blank

(photo by Brian Murphy)

Let’s face it, fans of the Washington Redskins are panicking after the 23-7 loss to the New York Giants. The promising start is long gone and a serious winning streak to close the season is mandatory if the team is planning on making the postseason. In times like these there’s really only one person to turn to – cornerback Fred Smoot.

We know you’re the voice of reason, so we need you to tell them it’s going to be alright.

“There’s no reason to panic, man,” Smoot said. “The good thing about it is the same as the bad part about it – we’ve been here before. We realize that every game is a ‘must win’ and go into each one thinking that. We lost to a great team. We lost to the Super Bowl champions. We need to regroup, not panic. Let’s all come together and make this thing happen.”

With that crisis solved, we opted to switch topics completely. In light of the Plaxico Burress situation, has Smoot ever felt the need to carry a weapon?

“It’s all about give and take with that,” Smoot said. “We all wished to be the famous football player, but half the time we don’t want the responsibilities that come with it. You’re a target. The NFL tells us we’re a target, but I don’t think they know how in depth we are a target. We can’t even go out with our wife or something because people try to rob you. We dealing with the same thing with Sean [Taylor]. Who’s to say if Sean had a gun he’d still be here?

“It’s a give and take,” Smoot continued. “There’s no wrong and no right. I’m not going to say that Plax was in the wrong. I’m not going to say that Plax was right. There’s a gray area. Everybody in the world has the right to protect themselves, especially when everyone knows you’ve got money and think, ‘If I rob you I’ll get more than from the next man.’”

With that someone else came up and attempted to get Fred to talk about stuff that actually occurs on a football field. We wandered elsewhere, but just so happened to cross paths with Smoot again as he was heading out of the locker room.

We told Fred that we immediately thought of him when the news of Plaxico Burress’ incident first broke. That’s because Smoot stopped talking to the media a year ago in response to what he deemed irresponsible journalism during the Sean Taylor coverage. Some folks in the media automatically assumed that Taylor was in the wrong or that his “lifestyle” somehow led to his death. Smoot took notice of those individuals and made sure to give them the silent treatment. Remembering that scenario was reason enough for us to not automatically assume anything about Burress until all the facts came out.

We did want to follow up on one thing Smoot said earlier though, about athletes having the right to protect themselves. We asked him if that’s the case, wouldn’t it be wiser for a player to hire a bodyguard to protect them and let that person carry a weapon, if need be.

“Most definitely,” Smoot said. “Especially in a place with zero tolerance on that stuff like New York.”

So if you don’t learn anything else from this blog, you should know 1. there’s no reason to panic, the Redskins are in familiar territory with their collective backs against the proverbial wall and 2. If you want extra protection, hire a bodyguard. If all else fails, he can be the fall guy.

02Dec

suddenly underrated?

(photo by Brian Murphy)

When the Washington Redskins signed cornerback DeAngelo Hall it was viewed by most as a low risk, high reward acquisition.

While Hall was a two-time Pro Bowler, he was almost universally labeled one of the most overrated players in the game. “Lots of flash. Not much substance,” the critics would say.

Of course, Hall’s time with the Oakland Raiders did nothing to hush the mounting criticism (even if most players become better overnight simply by turning in their silver and black uniforms and relocating to any other NFL city). Well-respected organizations such as the New England Patriots and the Pittsburgh Steelers showed interest in Hall, who ultimately chose the Redskins because it was close to home and more importantly, just felt right.

Well, three games into his time in Washington, Hall is beginning to look like a steal. Sure, he’s young and athletic, but more importantly, the 24-year-old adds a playmaker to the ‘Skins defense that has been sorely lacking since Champ Bailey changed zip codes.

In just three games in the maroon and black, Hall already has two interceptions – placing him second on the entire team, just one behind Chris “The Predator” Horton. The other three cornerbacks on the roster – Carlos Rogers, Fred Smoot and Shawn Springs – have a total of three picks (one each) the entire season. We decided to track him down after the Giants game to see why things are coming so easy to him these days.

You just showed up on a team that for years has had trouble holding on to interceptions and are making it look easy. What’s really going on?

(Laughs) “I don’t know,” Hall said. “My hat just goes off to the scheme. It gives me a chance to see the ball. That was one of the biggest things I didn’t like about Oakland. I’m a guy who likes to try and see the ball and try to make a play for the ball. I feel like I got pretty good hands. I played a little bit of receiver too, so any times I can get my hands on the ball I try to catch it. I’ve just been put in good positions. We’ve made good calls on those plays and I was able to make a play.”

What did you see on that play against Eli Manning and the New York Giants that enabled you to pick off that pass?

“I just jammed the receiver, Hixon, and he never really saw Eli throw the ball,” Hall said. “It was just a timing route. I jammed him up and Eli was throwing the ball regardless if he was open or not, and I was just able to make a play on it.”

It looked to us like you could have had another interception if you and Springs didn’t get mixed up. Did you say anything to Springs after that play?

“Nah,” he said. “I just told him we need to make some baseball calls and call it in the air. You know I’m an ex-centerfielder, so I’m used to calling it. I guess he’s just not used to hearing me call for it, so we bumped into each other. They punted it away a few plays later, so were still able to get the ball back. It would have been devastating if they’d have been able to go down the field and score, so we were happy about that.”

Both of your interceptions have ended with you striking the same pose. Do you have a name for that move yet? If not, we should come up with a name for it because we’re hoping to see a lot of it.

“Nah, it’s just something I’ve always done since my rookie year,” he said. “I just gotta keep it going.”

So that’s my challenge to ‘Skins fans – come up with a creative name for Hall’s Johnny Drama Tribute. Feel free to leave a comment below with your best shot.

02Dec

better late than never

(photo by Brian Murphy)

September 21, 2008 was the happiest day of Devin Thomas’ short professional football career. He had just finished high stepping to the endzone to cap a 68-yard touchdown play only to find out that it didn’t count because of an ill-timed penalty by teammate Stephon Heyer half a football field away. Although the rookie wide receiver’s highlight-worthy play was taken away from him, the Washington Redskins were still able to defeat the Arizona Cardinals 24-17.

Fast forward to November 30, 2008. Although Thomas was held without a catch for the sixth time this season, the 23-7 loss to the New York Giants will be a game the Michigan State product won’t soon forget.

On first and 10 from the Giants 29-yard-line, Redskins quarterback Jason Campbell took the snap and tossed the ball to running back Ladell Betts, who was racing to the left. Simultaneously, Thomas reversed back from the left towards Betts, who handed him the ball. After key blocks by Campbell and wide out Santana Moss, Thomas was able to outrun the rest of the Giants defense who had over pursued Betts and lunged into the endzone for the first touchdown of his NFL career. Everything about the play was perfect … except for one small detail. In all the excitement Thomas somehow misplaced the ball. Luckily, a Redskins staff member found the ball and tucked it into the rookie’s locker.

“It feels great, man,” Thomas said with a smile after the game. “I just realized someone put the ball in [my locker] for me. I thought I had lost it and its back, so I’m happy with that.”

Now that you’ve got the ball again, where is it going to end up?

“In my trophy case,” he said. “My first touchdown, it’ll go right on the mantle over the fire place.”

What other souvenirs or memorabilia do you have there?

“Everything else, my dad’s got,” Thomas said. “I’m still trying to build my resume in the NFL.”

Walk us through the play. It looked like you really had to fight those last five yards to make it in the endzone.

“Right,” he said. “It was so wide open, the only guy that was left was that DB and I’m seeing ‘Tana blocking him and I had two ways to go. I’m thinking, ‘Do I want to go up the middle or move it outside? Okay, ‘Tana is doing a good job. I gotta make a decision. Okay, I’ll take it outside.’

Although this was the first time Thomas had had the chance to recount the story of his first touchdown, he already sounded like a veteran story teller.

“Santana looked like he tried to chop him and the guy was going down and went for my legs,” he continued. “All I’m thinking is, ‘Man, if I get tripped up on the five or four or something,’ so I put the stiff arm out there and started stumbling. I just decided to dive for it and made it into the endzone. I would have done anything – barrel rolled or anything – to get in there. So it felt good.”

What do you say to the people who continue to voice their displeasure with the lack of production from the Redskins’ three rookie pass catchers?

“People gotta understand, we’ve got a lot of explosive players on this offense,” he said. “You’ve got [tight end Chris] Cooley. You’ve got Santana. You’ve got a lot of veterans. Coach is steady trying to put me, Malcolm [Kelly] and Fred [Davis] in there somehow. It’s tough, especially when you’re calling plays and things ain’t going the way they’re supposed to. We’ve got to be patient and the fans do too.”

If this offense has all those weapons, then where are all the points?

“Exactly,” he said. “That’s the hard thing about it. We’ve got so much firepower, so it’s like ‘Why aren’t we putting points on the scoreboard?’ We’re still working on that and everybody is wondering what’s going on, but it’s going to come together some way or somehow. It’s got to. We’ve got everyone motivated. We’ve got enough talent. We’ve just got to find a way to make it happen.”

It might have taken two months longer than he wanted, but Thomas is finally contributing to this offense. As he continues to grow in this offense and gain the coaching staff’s trust, Thomas can only expect to become more and more involved. Hopefully he can develop into a reliable option to compliment Cooley and Moss. Then maybe he can add a couple more collectables to that mantle above the fire place.

01Dec

giants playlist

(photo by Brian Murphy)

1. “Welcome to the Cruel World” by Ben Harper

In high school or college the home team always has the benefit of scheduling some cream puff for homecoming. Unfortunately, teams don’t have the same abilities when it comes to scheduling in the NFL, so the Washington Redskins had to face the best team in the league, the New York Giants when it came time to honor the one-year anniversary of the death of Sean Taylor.

Even though the weather was less than ideal, everything leading up to the game was perfect. Injured players such as running back Clinton Portis, middle linebacker London Fletcher and defensive end Andre Carter were all deemed healthy enough to play. Hall of Fame head coach Joe Gibbs was back in town for the first time since he retired, and so was the entire Taylor family. Not only did the team honor Taylor by adding his name to the Ring of Fame, but they also had a video tribute and presented his parents with a commemorative plaque.

By the time they announced Taylor in the starting lineup and Portis came out with a flag honoring his fallen teammate, we were pumped up enough to strap on the pads and take on the Giants. But as you know by now, things went downhill fast once the game began.

Giants head coach Tom Coughlin’s gameplan was to come out aggressive and try to knock the wind out of an emotional Redskins team early, and his team executed perfectly. A couple of clutch third down conversions by the formerly unreliable Eli Manning and suddenly the ‘Skins talented defense was on its heels. By the time Manning connected with wide out Armani Toomer for a perfectly-executed 40-yard strike, the game was pretty much over. The only way the Redskins could win was to keep it a low scoring affair. The Giants driving down the field with ease on their first drive was exactly what couldn’t happen and meant an unfitting ending to what should have been a day of celebration.

2. “Give It Away” by Red Hot Chili Peppers

While few reasonable people expected the team to win today, there are still several reasons for concern following this 23-7 loss. This offense is officially in a drought. Not since the Arizona and New Orleans games has this team had much success driving up and down the field and finishing drives. This offense, for whatever reason, is only good in spurts. They’ll put together half a drive, only to shoot themselves (sorry Plaxico) in the foot. It’s difficult to fathom an offense jumping out the gate with a rookie head coach early and then falling apart as the team has more time to get the subtle nuances down, but for whatever reason, that’s where we are.

Portis had just 22 yards on 11 carries. Campbell threw for 232 yards with no touchdowns and one pick. He was also sacked four times (twice by Renaldo Wynn, who the ‘Skins discarded ages ago). Tight end Chris Cooley had six catches for 71 yards, but he was the only player involved in the passing game to earn his paycheck on this day.

3. “Gimme Some More” by Busta Rhymes

The only highlights on this day were cornerback DeAngelo Hall picking off his second pass in three games and rookie wide out Devin Thomas scoring his first NFL touchdown. That’s it.

Hall should have had his third interception for the Redskins, but teammate Shawn Springs (whose normal gameday routine includes civilian clothes and a seat on the bench) collided into him when he was about to reel the ball in. The Giants ended up punting anyways and the ‘Skins offense had given no sign that they would have been able to do anything with the shorter field, but it would have been nice to have at least three plays to feel good about.

4. “Long Road” by Pearl Jam

So here we are, praying this team catches fire in December for the third time in four years. This locker room has shown they play their best when their backs are absolutely against the proverbial wall, which is where they currently stand. Realistically, there is only one spot left to claim in the NFC playoff race. If they can’t grab the sixth seed, they’ll be home come January. That means they absolutely need to win at least three out of their final four games. Can they do it? History says yes. Us? Well, we’re not so sure this time around.

5. “One Shot 2 Shot” by Eminem (featuring D12)

You didn’t think we were going to do a recap and not mention Plaxico Burress, did you? Seriously, what the hell was he thinking? (Other than possibly, “Oh shit, I just shot myself in the thigh!”) The Giants have been more than gracious to the troubled receiver this year, opting to try and sweep countless fines and incidents under the rug in attempts to deal with the diva internally. Of course, blowing off team meetings is one thing. Firing a weapon off in a crowded nightclub is another. This is clearly a cry for help (or he could simply be crying because there’s a bullet in his thigh. It’s hard to say).

All we know is, Burress will likely be charged with felony possession of a firearm and felony reckless endangerment to go along with his self-inflicted wounds. Once the season is over, assuming Burress somehow avoids jail time, he’ll most likely have to seek a new place of employment because the Giants organization is clearly moving in a different direction than Plaxico.

01Dec

lasting impression

(photo by Brian Murphy)

Prior to kickoff of the Washington Redskins game against the New York Giants yesterday, former safety Sean Taylor was inducted as the 43rd member in the Redskins’ Ring of Fame.

The ceremony featured a video tribute and messages from former teammates, as well as comments from Taylor’s family and the presentation of commemorative plaques to his family members. Sean’s father, Pedro Taylor, and mother, Donna Junor, were there, as well as countless other family members. But the lasting impression from yesterday’s ceremony was seeing the face of Taylor’s two-year-old daughter Jackie light up while in the arms of her mother, Jackie Garcia, as she recognized her father during the video tribute.

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