caption this 26: tiny kicker edition

(photo by Brian Murphy)

Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, it’s time for another round of “caption this.”

The game is fairly simple, as you hopefully know by now. I supply the photo and you bring the witty reader-submitted captions. You might not win any cool prizes, but you’ll be formally recognized for being better than your peers and will get some love here on the blog.

Here’s my humble offering for this photo to help get folks started:

“The Redskins were finally convinced they found a long-term solution for their kicking woes … until a strong gust of wind blew Kai Forbath away.”

Think you can do better? Leave a comment below with your best caption.

[Editor’s note: The winner is skinsaholic with a caption of, “The ghost of Billy Cundiff ‘swept the leg’ of Cobra Kai Forbath” Thanks to everyone for playing along.]

24 comments

  1. Kelly Leukhardt
    October 16, 2012 at 6:32 am

    (In a singing voice) “I feel pretty, oh so pretty….”

  2. michelle
    October 16, 2012 at 6:35 am

    I do believe in fairies, I do, I do! (tinkerbell)

  3. Scott
    October 16, 2012 at 6:51 am

    Replacing Cundiff, check. Next, DWTS. I got this, D.C.

  4. Krol2
    October 16, 2012 at 7:20 am

    “Hee-yah! Hee-yah! He wore a blazing saddle, he wore a shining star!” Forbath loves Westerns so much he does air riding after every kick.

  5. Paige
    October 16, 2012 at 8:06 am

    Heyyyyyyyy, sexy laaaaaady. Op, op, op, op, oppan Gangnam Style.

  6. Joel
    October 16, 2012 at 8:21 am

    Kai Forbath shows off his patented “Ride the Pony” field goal celebration.

  7. Joel
    October 16, 2012 at 8:32 am

    Sadly, even after photoshopping a motorcycle underneath him, Kai Forbath still didn’t look cool.

  8. luke
    October 16, 2012 at 8:38 am

    WTF is wrong with his arms… They look like Madonna gave him a transplant

  9. Tuan
    October 16, 2012 at 9:27 am

    Don’t Cundiff this…. Don’t Cundiff this… Don’t Cundiff this….

  10. InsaneNun
    October 16, 2012 at 9:36 am

    My kicks are magically delicious. (Click heels)

  11. InsaneNun
    October 16, 2012 at 9:37 am

    Decker was right, there are trip wires all over the field.

  12. AshDonatella
    October 16, 2012 at 9:46 am

    “Strike first, strike hard, no mercy, sir!” Cobra Kai

  13. Derek
    October 16, 2012 at 10:01 am

    With all pro linebacker from the Washington Redskins, Brian Orakpo on injured reserve, GIECO is auditioning other players for the “Flying Orakpo” pose. This week, they tried out new kicker Kai Forbath.

  14. ffxdrummer
    October 16, 2012 at 10:22 am

    Coming soon to a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade near you…

  15. Vincent Buggio
    October 16, 2012 at 10:53 am

    UP UP AND AWAY!

  16. luke
    October 16, 2012 at 11:27 am

    I’d say he pulled a Britta, but then I’d be pulling an Abed

  17. Milhouse44
    October 16, 2012 at 11:29 am

    “Doing the bull dance…feeling the flow…”

  18. Krol2
    October 16, 2012 at 11:32 am

    Charlie Chaplin rolls in his grave as Forbath dances along.

  19. Joel
    October 16, 2012 at 11:38 am

    The ladies couldn’t resist his sexy celebration dance, which is how he earned the nickname “Kai Whorebath.”

  20. Matt
    October 16, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Whoopty fuc^in doo. You can kick 3 field goals to start the game. Look what I can do!

  21. tibbidoe
    October 16, 2012 at 12:41 pm

    *heel click*

    They’re magically delicious!

    or

    He represents the Lollipop Kickers

  22. skinsaholic
    October 16, 2012 at 3:00 pm

    The ghost of Billy Cundiff “swept the leg” of Cobra Kai Forbath

  23. ned
    October 16, 2012 at 5:51 pm

    No RGIII, Kai Forbath’s mis-times his Lambeau Leap.

  24. Eric
    October 16, 2012 at 6:12 pm

    JEFFIE LIKES FOOTBALL!

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