(photo by Brian Murphy)
Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, it’s time for another round of “caption this.”
The game is fairly simple, as you hopefully know by now. I supply the photo and you bring the witty reader-submitted captions. You might not win any cool prizes, but you’ll be formally recognized for being better than your peers and will get some love here on the blog.
Here’s my humble offering for this photo to help get folks started:
“What do you mean the Dish Network doesn’t have AMC? How am I gonna catch up on Breaking Bad?!?”
Think you can do better? Leave a comment below with your best caption.
[Editor’s note: The winner is brian with a caption of, “A jelly donut!” Thanks to everyone for playing along.]
September 13, 2012 at 6:39 am
One more call like that Mister replacement Referee and I’ll stick that ball up your Ass.
September 13, 2012 at 7:22 am
“I knew I should have gone commando! Now I have a giant wedgie!!! OUCH!”
September 13, 2012 at 7:43 am
Hey, Ma! Can we get some meatloaf?! Hey, Ma! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf! What is she doing? I never know what she is doing back there.
September 13, 2012 at 7:43 am
Todays National Anthem will be sung by Mr. Michael Edward Shanahan………….
“O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!”
September 13, 2012 at 7:46 am
September 13, 2012 at 7:47 am
Overtime?! Damn it we can’t have overtime, I have a facial appointment at five!
September 13, 2012 at 7:48 am
*looks up at scores/stats from around the league*
“Chris f*ckin’ Johnson! I take this “top-tier” talent in the first round and he gets me 11 yards on four carries?!”
September 13, 2012 at 7:54 am
“What do you mean by ‘Rex Grossman activate himself for this game and come on to the playing field’? “
September 13, 2012 at 7:55 am
“Oooh, another round of Jumbotron Kiss Cam? – WAIT A MINUTE, THAT’S MY DAUGHTER!!!”
September 13, 2012 at 8:03 am
“Get your friggin hand away from there you meaningless ball-man or I will rip out your eye balls and skull f**k you! That is my ass!”
September 13, 2012 at 8:22 am
Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!
September 13, 2012 at 8:28 am
Who the F*CK is kissing my wife?!
September 13, 2012 at 8:40 am
“BEND AT YOUR KNEES, NOT YOUR WAIST! DIDN’T THEY TEACH YOU ANYTHING IN THE LINGERIE LEAGUE?!”
September 13, 2012 at 9:03 am
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Jerry Jones, my enemy’s boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?
September 13, 2012 at 9:13 am
I said cup the balls, cup the balls. NO! NOT MINE, THE ONE ON THE GROUND!
September 13, 2012 at 9:17 am
When I say pick up your shit, I mean “PICK UP YOUR SHIT, NOW!”
September 13, 2012 at 9:19 am
Who the hell invited Albert?!?!?!
September 13, 2012 at 9:40 am
InsaneNun wins by a landslide for #14
September 13, 2012 at 11:04 am
Because I’m a copy cat…And this popped on my head.
I don’t have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It’s a depression. Everybody’s out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel’s worth; banks are going bust; shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter; punks are running wild in the street, and there’s nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there’s no end to it.
We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat. And we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that’s the way it’s supposed to be!
We all know things are bad — worse than bad — they’re crazy.
It’s like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don’t go out any more. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we’re living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, “Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials, and I won’t say anything. Just leave us alone.”
Well, I’m not going to leave you alone.
I want you to get mad!
I don’t want you to protest. I don’t want you to riot. I don’t want you to write to your Congressman, because I wouldn’t know what to tell you to write. I don’t know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street.
All I know is that first, you’ve got to get mad.
You’ve gotta say, “I’m a human being, goddammit! My life has value!”
So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell,
September 13, 2012 at 11:17 am
Holly – he wins because he’s literally insane. I’d pay good money to see Cousins do THAT Shanny impression.
September 13, 2012 at 11:38 am
We are fortunate enough to not be able to see that the ref is wearing assless chaps… #ShannahanScarred
September 13, 2012 at 12:15 pm
WHAT THE FUCK….You’re reveiwing it AGAIN!
September 13, 2012 at 12:21 pm
Only two things come from texas Mr Referee….steers and queers, and you sure dont look like no steer
September 13, 2012 at 1:07 pm
THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS TRAVELING OR A PENALTY BOX IN FOOTBALL!!!
September 13, 2012 at 1:08 pm
“I’ll answer the question. You want answers, Mr. Synder. I’ll give you answers. But be careful, because you can’t handle the truth. And the truth is, Mr. Synder, that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you saves money. You want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to you. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you’re entitled to…..”
September 13, 2012 at 3:31 pm
Will you please place that ball and get the clock started, I’ve got to take a leak.
September 13, 2012 at 10:20 pm
“A jelly donut!”