(photo by Clyde Caplan)
Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, it’s time for another round of “caption this.”
The game is fairly simple, as you hopefully know by now. I supply the photo and you bring the witty reader-submitted captions. You might not win any cool prizes, but you’ll be formally recognized for being better than your peers and will get some love here on the blog.
Here’s my humble offering for this photo to help get folks started:
Alex Ovechkin: “Sure, it’s no big deal when you take a seat during a game. But when I do, it becomes a national story.”
Think you can do better? Leave a comment below with your best caption.
[Editor’s note: The winner is Ned with a caption of, “So this is how Hendy feels after a shootout.” Thanks to everyone who joined in the fun.]
May 8, 2012 at 10:21 pm
“Excuse me while I whip this out.”
This being a wicked wrister, of course, what were *you* thinking?
May 8, 2012 at 10:26 pm
” I Must Break you ! ” “No Big Deal for you !”
May 8, 2012 at 10:30 pm
Ovechkin: My stick is bigger than yours….see!
May 8, 2012 at 10:34 pm
Yes, it is nice. I call it the Hammer.
May 8, 2012 at 10:35 pm
Ya know Ovie, that Schultz guy is turning out to be a pretty good forward for us
May 9, 2012 at 5:28 am
Hey Hank, can you give me a break? This Hunter prick keeps bustin my balls.
May 9, 2012 at 6:00 am
You know that feeling you get Alex, wind blowing through your hair. that horse power between your legs. Man I just wanna ride!!!!
May 9, 2012 at 7:31 am
Next time Russian Machine shot put you through net!
May 9, 2012 at 7:55 am
Hey Hank, this ice is slippery, no? HAHAHAHAHAA
May 9, 2012 at 7:55 am
This here is some fine Russian white snake. And it’s not too goddamn beaucoup
May 9, 2012 at 8:09 am
Ovechkin says “Easy to score when goalie clearly not using his eye in butt.”
May 9, 2012 at 8:13 am
These Russian meatballs, not Swedish.
May 9, 2012 at 8:15 am
What dude? Yoga is good for you.
May 9, 2012 at 8:20 am
*in lil john voice* To the blue line to the net! Till the goalie goes and fall all the caps fans call…AHHH GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL AHHHH GOAL GOAL GOT DAMN!!!!
May 9, 2012 at 8:27 am
Ovie: “Simon says….sit on your butt if you’re still bitter about the Game 7 Federov goal.”
May 9, 2012 at 8:39 am
A really great position – “For me to poop on”
May 9, 2012 at 9:41 am
So err.. Whats goin’ on Ovi?
May 9, 2012 at 11:55 am
Henrik sits and contemplates, is Ovie wearing a cup?
May 9, 2012 at 1:52 pm
So I spin her around at this point? Russian women really like that?!?!?
May 10, 2012 at 7:47 am
Holtby’s mom is disappointed in you.
May 10, 2012 at 7:54 am
Alex Ovechkin shows Henrik Lundqvist the Great 8″.
May 10, 2012 at 10:34 am
So this is how Hendy feels after a shootout.
May 10, 2012 at 10:39 am
You can sit on your two hole, but I’m still going to score on your five hole.
May 10, 2012 at 11:00 am
“I brought you a bottle of swedish ball liquor. Enjoy.”
May 10, 2012 at 12:04 pm
You sit on your 2 hole, I score on your 2 hole.
May 10, 2012 at 7:00 pm
Henrik: “Oh.. so this isnt right?”
Ovie: “No he like, fall uh.. a different way. Ill get Matt, he show you how Tim Thomas fall down after paralyzer”