caption this 22: unstable receiver edition

(photo by Brian Murphy)

Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, it’s time for another round of “caption this.”

The game is fairly simple, as you hopefully know by now. I supply the photo and you bring the witty reader-submitted captions. You might not win any cool prizes, but you’ll be formally recognized for being better than your peers and will get some love here on the blog.

Here’s my humble offering to help get folks started on this meltdown-inspired photo:

Jabar Gaffney: “You can’t see me.”

Mike Shanahan: “You’re right. Not with the Redskins, I can’t.”

Think you can do better? Leave a comment below with your best caption.

[Editor’s note: The winner is HokieX with a caption of, “Damn, they saw me.” Thanks to everyone who joined in the fun.]


  1. Next Year, D.C.
    April 18, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Always keep the pimp hand strong.

  2. Michael
    April 18, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Maybe if I put my hand over my face I wont see my twitter account being hacked by my spiteful wife

  3. tibbidoe
    April 18, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Five dollar footlooooong…

  4. Mike
    April 18, 2012 at 11:55 am

    “This is the last time I write my twitter password on my glove.”

  5. Cindy Boren
    April 18, 2012 at 11:57 am

    “I can’t believe these fingers tweeted that!”

  6. Sick, Unbelievable
    April 18, 2012 at 11:59 am

    Ew, this looks like Lito Shepard’s stick ’em, not mine!

  7. tibbidoe
    April 18, 2012 at 11:59 am

    Head, shoulders, knees and losing my mind on Twitter. Losing my mind on twitter…

  8. wthomas11
    April 18, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Sorry mr right, it’s lefty’s turn to play the stranger tonight

  9. James
    April 18, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    I need to find the fifth team in my NFL career soon…..

  10. ExKiwi Krol
    April 18, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    If your hand is bigger than your face, your wife is cheating on you.

  11. Krol2
    April 18, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    I got free yards dat play. See son?

  12. Paige
    April 18, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    “Who wants a 5-finger discount on a receiver?”

  13. Eric
    April 18, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    So, if my hand is as big as my face, I have cancer?

  14. Scot
    April 18, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    How many teams I been on now? Get it how you live & I’m outta here!

  15. tibbidoe
    April 18, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    An intimate moment between a man and his new girlfriend…

  16. Tim
    April 18, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    Really? My elbow will get less ashy if I open my hand?

  17. @KMBMoreSkins
    April 18, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    “Where’s my wedding ring? Oh yeah, that that’s right my wife left me for Lito”

  18. Paul Verner
    April 18, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    Yeah 5 YAC. My new personal best!!!

  19. mike
    April 18, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    Tiiiimmmmeeee for a SPINNAROONEY!!!!!!!

  20. Tem
    April 18, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    “I will pimp slap Lito if he puts anymore ash on my elbow”

  21. missy colombo
    April 18, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    what did the five fingers say to the face?! slap!

  22. Greg Dassing
    April 18, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    “Robert, I’ll give you my jersey number for 5…oh, crap…I got traded where?!”

  23. Eric
    April 18, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    Awwwww, yea. Who’s my beeeeeitch!

  24. Joel
    April 18, 2012 at 2:47 pm

    Gaffney practices his new “I don’t like it and I shouldn’t have put a ring on it” touchdown dance.

  25. Tonytenor1
    April 18, 2012 at 4:05 pm

    “…then PR said *woop* and slapped my iPhone right out my hand”

  26. Scott
    April 19, 2012 at 6:23 am

    “Listen here right hand, I’ll talk to you when we get home”

  27. Eric
    April 19, 2012 at 10:27 am

    Anddddddddddd, scene.

  28. skinsaholic
    April 19, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Outta ma face Lito

  29. skinsaholic
    April 19, 2012 at 11:50 am

    I gott fiiiive on it

  30. HokieX
    April 19, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    Damn, they saw me.

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