caption this 16: redskins-dolphins edition

(photo by Brian Murphy)

Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, it’s time for another round of “caption this.”

The game is fairly simple, as you hopefully know by now. I supply the photo and you bring the witty reader-submitted captions. You might not win any cool prizes, but you’ll be formally recognized for being better than your peers and will get some love here on the blog.

Here’s my humble offering for this photo to help get folks started:

“Okay, look, I’ll give you your flag back if you stop intercepting my passes. Deal?”

Think you can do better? Leave a comment below with your best caption.

And to see my best photos of the Redskins-Dolphins game, click this link.

[Editor’s note: The winner is Christopher with a caption of, “Wanna see Shanahan turn purple? Watch this next pass.” Thanks to everyone who joined in the fun.]


  1. Jeremiah
    November 17, 2011 at 8:11 am

    “You want the truth? No, the stripes do not make you look slimmer. …you’re going to penalize me for that, aren’t you.”

  2. ExKiwi Krol
    November 17, 2011 at 8:11 am

    Rexy : “Double or nothing, I can fit a ball into an opening the size of a lemon on this next pass.”

    Ref Man : “Deal, I already have that 1000 bucks from you on the last two drives.”

  3. Vancouver Osprey
    November 17, 2011 at 9:47 am

    My Tourette’s symptom is throwing to opposing linebackers. What’s yours?

  4. Steve
    November 17, 2011 at 9:53 am

    “Can you believe Shanahan thought he could win this year with just John Beck and I at QB? What a putz!”

  5. skelly10
    November 17, 2011 at 9:53 am

    “You know why Penn state coaches like losing going into the locker room at halftime? Haha I kid we like to have fun around here. Did I give you my snapshot?”

  6. Krol2
    November 17, 2011 at 9:54 am

    Look. I found my sack. (cause his towel looks like his ball sack….see?)

  7. Christopher
    November 17, 2011 at 9:55 am

    “Wanna see Shanahan turn purple? Watch this next pass.”

  8. Michael
    November 17, 2011 at 10:20 am

    Im just trying to make sure that as the road team comes in here that they enjoy it as best as possible. If that means I throw a couple passes their way so be it, im a team player.

  9. Lenny
    November 17, 2011 at 10:26 am

    Did you hear the one about Roger Goodell and the pole dancer?

  10. JP
    November 17, 2011 at 10:29 am

    “ok, ok…how do you get a cheerleader pregnant?…you fuck her!”

  11. Alex
    November 17, 2011 at 10:38 am

    Well, you know, at least I’m not getting the attention Tim Tebow is!

  12. Johnny Danger
    November 17, 2011 at 10:40 am

    “Refresh my memory: I’m supposed to throw it to the guys in the white jerseys, right?”

  13. Slug
    November 17, 2011 at 11:10 am

    “Hey Rex..uh..shouldn’t you be like..stopping that guy returning the interception you just threw?”

  14. Scott
    November 17, 2011 at 11:28 am

    Tell the truth ref, that cheerleader Chelsea what do you think?

  15. Z Parks
    November 17, 2011 at 11:57 am

    “No seriously, they pay me for this.”

  16. Gary H
    November 17, 2011 at 12:21 pm

    I used to be the Waterboy till Shanny spotted me….

  17. Rob
    November 17, 2011 at 12:21 pm

    “Looks like we’re both dropping turds on this field.”

  18. Matt
    November 17, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?… Yeah… Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would’ve been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

  19. Joel
    November 17, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    Hey ref, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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