(photo by Brian Murphy)
Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, it’s time for another round of “caption this.”
The game is fairly simple, as you hopefully know by now. I supply the photo and you bring the witty reader-submitted captions. You might not win any cool prizes, but you’ll be formally recognized for being better than your peers and will get some love here on the blog.
Here’s my humble offering for this photo to help get folks started:
“I don’t want to suggest that Cam Newton pulled that touchdown out of his ass, but …”
Think you can do better? Leave a comment below with your best caption.
And to see my best photos of the Redskins-Panthers game, click this link.
[Editor’s note: It pains me to say it, but the winner is Joel with a caption of, “And thus, Cam Newton’s touchdown celebration was tainted.” Thanks to everyone who joined in the fun.]
32 comments
October 25, 2011 at 9:11 pm
“Now that’s ball security”
October 25, 2011 at 9:15 pm
You finally found the hole!
October 25, 2011 at 9:16 pm
“That’s what friends are foooooor!”
October 25, 2011 at 9:18 pm
“A little to the left… Yeah right there! “
October 25, 2011 at 9:19 pm
Number 1 in your program — number 2 in your hand.
October 25, 2011 at 9:22 pm
See! He doesn’t weigh a thing.
October 25, 2011 at 9:24 pm
No homo.
October 25, 2011 at 9:26 pm
bare hand? why not clean my ass with that towel on your waist?
October 25, 2011 at 9:29 pm
the $700k i earned in college will go a long way. Dont stop doing what youre doing.
October 25, 2011 at 9:37 pm
Hand full of fig newtons
October 25, 2011 at 11:43 pm
No… Not Reach…. END AROUND….
October 26, 2011 at 1:14 am
I’m not sure which feels better, the touchdown or the…
October 26, 2011 at 4:55 am
Steve Smith was always a huge fan of Chyna
October 26, 2011 at 5:31 am
“You’re the new rookie centre?”
October 26, 2011 at 6:16 am
“Yep, De’Angelo Hall’s there alright. How’d that happen?”
October 26, 2011 at 7:23 am
And thus, Cam Newton’s touchdown celebration was tainted.
October 26, 2011 at 7:23 am
“The weather here in Carolina is a beautiful 70 degrees, partly cloudy with no chance of rain and a Cam Newton core temperature of 98.6.”
October 26, 2011 at 7:44 am
Is this where your Dad’s hiding all that booster money?
October 26, 2011 at 7:46 am
Steve Smith. Helping the Environment by stopping the Greenhouse gases.
October 26, 2011 at 8:03 am
Cough
October 26, 2011 at 8:21 am
The don’t ask, don’t tell policy moves from our Nations Military to the NFL Carolina Panthers…
October 26, 2011 at 9:46 am
It taint beautiful
October 26, 2011 at 9:47 am
After this scene unfolded Roger Goodell rushed to insert a new rule prohibiting the tickling of prostates during end zone celebrations.
October 26, 2011 at 9:49 am
I told you not to use stick’em anymore!
October 26, 2011 at 9:50 am
We now know why Cam wears number 1…..it is to signify the number of fingers he would like inserted into his rectal cavity after each completion.
October 26, 2011 at 1:28 pm
“ok Cam,as pat of your physical i need you to give me 1 good cough…..Very nice.”
October 26, 2011 at 1:51 pm
Yeah, you’re right. I guess Always with Wings DO work better.
October 26, 2011 at 3:18 pm
Learning to take the snap as a rookie in the NFL can be a work in progress…
October 26, 2011 at 6:57 pm
Newton’s Law of Gravity
October 26, 2011 at 9:27 pm
Dude we are not THAT close
October 27, 2011 at 12:11 am
“…this isn’t my horse”
October 27, 2011 at 10:20 am
No Steve, we said “You’ve got a touchdown there” NOT “You’ve got to touch…down there.”