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(photo by Melvin Arroyo)

Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, it’s time for another round of “caption this.”

The game is fairly simple, as you hopefully know by now. We supply the photo and you bring the witty reader-submitted captions. You might not win any cool prizes, but you’ll be formally recognized for being better than your peers and will get some love here on the blog.

Here’s our humble offering for this photo to help get folks started:

“Tony Siragusa and Rex Ryan test out general manager Fred Smoot’s theory that fat boys win football games.”

Think you can do better? Leave a comment below with your best caption.

[Editor’s note: The winner is Raub with a caption of, “If I make this, we go to Sizzler. If I miss, we go to Waffle House.”]


  1. ~AD
    September 1, 2010 at 7:45 am

    Rex: “First to hit one from 20 yards out gets to pound two f$#kin cheerleaders!! Fat f$#kin Tony… you’re up first.”

  2. ExKiwi Krol
    September 1, 2010 at 8:54 am

    This was the last known photo of Tony before he/she was found in St. Louis with a ram, under the name, Lois Einhorn, with “LACES OUT REX” written on his forehead.

  3. Paige
    September 1, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    With the money collected from Rex Ryan’s curse jar, the Jets are able to bring in rookie kicker Tony Siragusa after his failed stint at fat camp.

  4. Hokiex
    September 1, 2010 at 9:27 pm

    Looks like Siragusa is trying out for the pilot episode of ‘It’s Always Crappy in New Jersey’. Too bad he ate the sausage links he had in his pocket before the audition or he might have got the part.

  5. Raub
    September 1, 2010 at 10:08 pm

    “If I make this, we go to Sizzler. If I miss, we go to Waffle House.”

  6. Bostic Hog
    September 1, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    Rex does community service by teaching the Special Olympians how to kick off the ground.

  7. Joel Murphy
    September 1, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    In a special segment on Hard Knocks, Tony Siragusa and Nick Folk switch places for a day. Siragusa must spend the afternoon kicking field goals while Folk heads down to the local Shoney’s to conquer their lunch buffet.

  8. Milhouse44
    September 2, 2010 at 5:33 am

    Siragusa shows Rex his ‘Goose-Step’ field goal attempt. No only was it sad, it was offensive.

  9. kris
    September 2, 2010 at 7:37 am


    Tony Fonzarelli attempts a 20 yarder

  10. Lenny
    September 2, 2010 at 7:54 am

    Rex, doing his best Lucy imitation, flips the ball away before “Charley Brown” Siragusa can complete his kick.

  11. Bryan Shew
    September 2, 2010 at 11:39 am

    Someone saw the Elaine Benes dancing episode of Seinfeld last night…

  12. Krol2
    September 2, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    This is the test poster for the NFL’s new idea. GFL. Geriatric Football League. It marketed well in Florida and Texas.

  13. Scott
    September 3, 2010 at 9:17 am

    Mullett Man Kick’s with Power and Grace as coach Ryan watches with Glee!!!!!!

  14. Jose Vallejo
    September 3, 2010 at 10:54 am

    First one to make the field goal gets the last twinkie.

  15. skinsaholic
    September 3, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    I didnt realize beached whales could play football

  16. Joel Murphy
    September 3, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    Sadly, this is the most exercise Rex Ryan will get all year.

  17. Adam
    September 4, 2010 at 10:44 am

    While his secondary prefers cheeseburgers before practice, ol’ Rex is partial to slap-dick special teams competitions with old pals.

  18. Skinnyphilly
    September 5, 2010 at 11:56 am

    Tony Siragusa shows Rex Ryan how the hokey pokey is REALLY done

  19. fatpickle
    September 5, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    Artie Lange may be too fat to fish but he can sure kick a FG.

    Rex Ryan “Artie, kick thru the F’ing football like I busted thru my lapband surgery.”

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