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(photo by Brian Murphy)

Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, it’s time for another round of “caption this.”

The game is fairly simple, as you hopefully know by now. We supply the photo and you bring the witty reader-submitted captions. You might not win any cool prizes, but you’ll be formally recognized for being better than your peers and will get some love here on the blog.

Here’s our humble offering for this photo to help get folks started:

“After finally passing his conditioning test, Washington Redskins defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth reacts after learning he’s now eligible to appear in Fantasia’s next music video.”

Think you can do better? Leave a comment below with your best caption.

[Editor’s note: The winner is Krol2 with a caption of, “Haynesworth and Carter do their best 80’s freezeframe to end the show. Sit Ubu sit. Good boy.”]


  1. eM
    August 9, 2010 at 7:41 am

    Stop teasing me about the fumble in Oakland and I promise I won’t tell anyone you wore a pink lace thong to pass the conditioning test.

  2. Bryan Shew
    August 9, 2010 at 8:11 am

    Albert and Andre give the breakfast buffet at Shoney’s two thumbs up.

  3. ~AD
    August 9, 2010 at 8:26 am

    *Carter* “Hey Albert, look at the camera and say: ‘I’m rich, b$tch!!!'”

  4. Dallas
    August 9, 2010 at 8:31 am

    “Thumbs up to Snyder” — Easiest money we ever stole!!

  5. rd
    August 9, 2010 at 9:13 am

    “Haters Gonna Hate!”

  6. WeThreeKingsRuleU
    August 9, 2010 at 10:03 am

    “See that over there? THATS what practice looks like”

    “REALLY? Get outta here…”

    “NO NO, I’m not joking”

  7. ExKiwi Krol
    August 9, 2010 at 10:36 am

    Redskintholocism WOW!

  8. ned
    August 9, 2010 at 10:52 am

    “Then come regular season time, about every third play we can stand around with these shoved up our asses.”

  9. matt
    August 9, 2010 at 11:53 am

    probowlers? No, but we did stay at a holiday inn express

  10. Chris Jackson
    August 9, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    Thanks for timing my shuttle run with a sun dial coach! Now where is the oxygen tank?

  11. Paige
    August 9, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    Carter runs media relations drills with Haynesworth.

  12. Krol2
    August 9, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    “I’d buy that for a dollar!”

  13. Krol2
    August 9, 2010 at 3:42 pm


    Haynesworth and Carter do their best 80’s freezeframe to end the show.

    Sit Ubu sit. Good boy.

  14. Joel Murphy
    August 9, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    What has two thumbs and loves the sidelines?

  15. Al Tisbert
    August 10, 2010 at 7:40 am

    Hey, Albert, turn around look at the pregnant chick wearing a bikini. Maybe if we give her some attention she will leave us alone and put some clothes on. That’s just so gross.

  16. Chris
    August 10, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    Andre: “Look at these dummies, they got me playin backer and u playin nose tackle, bet they don’t realize we could snap ’em in half after practice”

  17. Chris
    August 11, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    Albert: “Yeah, that’s my agent running to make sure I still have that $32 million in the bank.”

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