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(photo by Brian Murphy)

Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, it’s time for another round of “caption this.”

The game is fairly simple, as you hopefully know by now. We supply the photo and you bring the witty reader-submitted captions. You might not win any cool prizes, but you’ll be formally recognized for being better than your peers and will get some love here on the blog.

Here’s our humble offering for this photo to help get folks started:

“Although the Washington Redskins lost to the New York Giants 23-17, all was not lost during the trip. Tight end Chris Cooley was able to successfully retain his title in the wheel-barrel race (shown above) and beer pong.”

Think you can do better? Leave a comment below with your best caption.

[Editor’s note: The winner is Fan035 with a caption of, I found a hole in the Redskins offense.”]


  1. Milhouse44
    September 18, 2009 at 8:05 am

    I think I can see your tonsils.

  2. Hokiex
    September 18, 2009 at 8:07 am

    Michael Johnson missed seeing little Cooley during its brief stint on the internet. He was still determined to see it.

  3. michelle
    September 18, 2009 at 8:38 am

    Knowing the Giants will not go to the Superbowl, Michael Johnson attempts to join the “Make A Wish Foundation” and still get to go to DisneyLand.

  4. Paige
    September 18, 2009 at 8:42 am

    “…so it’s part of this new workout I’m trying. You see, I kick you in the face 300 times…”

  5. Krol2
    September 18, 2009 at 10:31 am

    The NFL decides to merge with “Dancing with the Stars”.

  6. ExKiwi Krol
    September 18, 2009 at 10:56 am

    Prostate is good. Let’s check on that hernia……

  7. Fan035
    September 18, 2009 at 11:02 am

    “I found a hole in the Redskins offense.”

  8. LeftCoast Skinz FAN
    September 18, 2009 at 11:21 am

    Johnson: “And a 1, 2 cha, cha, cha. Now give me your right leg, cha, cha, cha.”

  9. Robbnva
    September 18, 2009 at 11:22 am

    Damn I hate twister, Right hand on Green AND right foot on Blue.

  10. Jordan
    September 18, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    Cooley- Are you sure this stretch helps with sore muscles?

    Giant- Who said anything about stretching? Im just checkin out ur buns.

  11. bubba9497
    September 18, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    “I see London, I see France …”

  12. bubba9497
    September 18, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    many plays in football, resemble the grace and beauty of the ballet…

    this isn’t one of them

  13. Thor
    September 18, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    With a failed somersault the ‘skins flashy new touchdown celebration was cut short.

  14. Scott
    September 18, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    Ole, senior Cooley

  15. Jason
    September 18, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    What did the five toes say to the face? Whiff.

  16. jkypoo
    September 18, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    “You’re doing it wrong,” Chris complained.
    The finer points of tackling were still a mystery to the Giants young and inexperienced secondary, but the managed to make due.

  17. ned
    September 18, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    Please correct Entry Number Five’s to “Dancing with the Non-Stars.” After all, look at the two teams involved.

  18. Jason
    September 19, 2009 at 10:57 am

    Redskin’s Chris Cooley perfects his new football move labeled as the “Stiff Leg”

  19. big tony
    September 21, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    No chris, those new lycra slacks don’t make your butt look fat

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