caption this: the sequel

(photo by Brian Murphy)

Let me first take a moment to say welcome to the brand-new Homer McFanboy website. It’s been a process getting everything up and running and I’ve really had to call in help from a few friends and family members who are smarter than I am, but we’re here.

Hopefully this can be a place to help folks kill some time while not being productive at their respective places of employment. This isn’t just a blog about me. Reader feedback is strongly encouraged. Fan participation is a must, if we’re going to make the most out of this opportunity and my access. If there’s a player you want to know more about or something you don’t think I’ve gotten right, then by all means, drop me a line and say so. We’re all in this together.

Now, with that out of the way, I invite you all to play along with the second “caption this” contest. (Who could forget the first ‘caption this’ contest?) You might not win any cool prizes, but you at least get to be one of the cool kids and will get some love here on the blog.

Here’s my humble offering:

Redskins offensive lineman Jason Fabini sits in ‘time out’ after calling Todd Collins a product of Al Saunders’ system.

Think you can do better? Leave a comment below with your best caption.

[Update: We have a winner, and his name is Joel. “Nothing clears the Redskins bench faster than when Jason Fabini explains in detail why he chose the jersey number 69.” Thanks, as always, to everyone for playing along.]


  1. BALLz
    August 19, 2008 at 11:37 am

    Fabini will think twice next time before using the “shower pill” for an entire week

  2. BigRedskinDaddy
    August 19, 2008 at 11:45 am

    “What? I showered before the game -“

  3. d0ublestr0ker0ll
    August 19, 2008 at 11:46 am

    Jason Fabini waits for the next available barber to come trim up his arms.

  4. Joel
    August 19, 2008 at 11:47 am

    Nothing clears the Redskins bench faster than when Jason Fabini explains in detail why he chose the jersey number 69.

  5. Kurt
    August 19, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    Fabini is silent..and deadly.

  6. Tom
    August 19, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    “I sit on top of benches”

    Took me a while, but that was worth the time

  7. Mike
    August 19, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    Yeah, I mean 69 is a pretty good number but Randy Thomas nailed it, 77 you get eight more.

  8. Derek
    August 19, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    “Geez, you fart one time in the huddle…”

  9. Nelson
    August 19, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    Holy crap! That was a big friggin’ rat!
    Happy toughts… happy thoughts… somebody please come and get me down from here!

  10. Nelson
    August 19, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    Do not seek the treasure…
    Do not seek the treasure…


    “Quiet Fabini!”
    “Sorry Coach.”

  11. Nelson
    August 19, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    Offensive lineman Jason Fabini once again forgot the there was no game on Sunday this week.

  12. milhouse44
    August 19, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    “You think I have good shot at Cooley’s Beard contest….what are smiling about?”

    “Well your beard is kinda patchy…but I was more laughing at how pissed Mr.Fabini is gonna be when he tries to make the next huddle with his cleats tied together.”

  13. HokieX
    August 19, 2008 at 7:41 pm

    “Keep Watching….I’m about to beat the hell out of this smiling jackass behind me. That was the last 69 joke I can stand.”

  14. jza
    August 20, 2008 at 10:49 am

    Those chili dogs are not sitting well guys…….. guys?

  15. aokroloa
    August 20, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    Mommy said I can’t play until I finish my broccoli. I hate broccoli.

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