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15Jan

a good night’s rest

(photo by Gene J. Puskar)

“They’re lucky there’s no practice tomorrow.”

That’s what coach Bruce Boudreau said to the media after the Washington Capitals lackluster performance during a 5-2 loss to the Edmonton Oilers at home Tuesday night. Because the Caps played the following night in Pittsburgh, Boudreau couldn’t take out his frustrations on his players with a grueling practice Wednesday morning. So the Capitals coach had to come up with another way to send his players the message.

He did so Wednesday night when, just before game time, it was announced that the Caps’ captain Chris Clark was being benched as a healthy scratch. His message was brutally clear – if the captain can sit, then so can anyone else who isn’t getting it done. Did his players get the hint?

A convincing 6-3 victory over the rival Pittsburgh Penguins seems to indicate the message was received loud and clear. While the Caps got off to a sluggish start, facing a five-on-three penalty just moments into the action, they recovered to win their third-straight game in Pittsburgh for the first time since 1985 (you know, the year Alex Ovechkin was born).

“Today we play hard, better than last night,” Ovechkin said to reporters after the game. “We worked hard, we crashed the net and hit the guy and we have lots of traffic. It was a very emotional game.”

Speaking of Ovechkin, the talented left wing took over when it mattered, scoring two third-period goals and assisting on the game winner in the come-from-behind victory. While fellow Russian Evgeni Malkin got off to a fast start, scoring the game’s first goal, it was Ovechkin who had the last laugh.

“That’s what Alex does,” Boudreau said. “He’s a real emotional guy and he plays on that passion, and when he gets going, he’s pretty hard to stop.”

Just 24 hours after Washington fell to an inferior opponent thanks in large part to a combination of stupid penalties and a general lackadaisical attitude with the puck, the Caps eliminated many of the self-inflicted ills that led to their recent slide. In fact, it was the Penguins who continued to shoot themselves in the foot during the third period, when it seemed their emotions got the best of them after center Sidney Crosby was flattened by Ovechkin.

Former Capital Matt Cooke took a foolish penalty late in the second period because he felt the need to stick up for Crosby, who was simply leveled with a clean check. From that moment on, the Pens seemed more concerned with standing up for themselves then actually winning the game.

Penguins defenseman Hal Gill was penalized in the last minute of the second period for high sticking Caps center Sergei Fedorov. In the first minute of the third period, Penguins defenseman Brooks Orpik was whistled for tripping Caps forward Tomas Fleischmann. All the while, the Penguins players were chirping – at the referees, at Capitals players, at each other. They were no longer focusing on winning the game. They just wanted to play the role of tough guy.

Meanwhile, the Caps kept their eye on the prize and took the lead at 3-2 on Ovechkin’s first goal of the game, which came via the powerplay. After the Penguins tied the game at 3-3 on a beautiful shot from the blueline by defenseman Ray Whitney, the Caps powerplay struck again when Fleischmann dove to poke the puck past Pens goalie Marc-Andre Fleury for the eventual game winner. Although there was still nearly 12 minutes left in the third period, it was clear momentum had swung in favor of the Capitals.

“I think the focus of the game stayed on the game instead of on the individual,” said Boudreau of the Capitals play. “When you focus on the game, usually good things happen to the individuals, but a lot of times, it doesn’t happen when it’s the other way around.”

In addition to remaining focused on the task at hand and leaving any personal motivations at home, the Caps also avoided some of the same pitfalls that have plagued the team of late. Both of the powerplay goals came because players crashed the net. Ovechkin stood on the doorstep and took a couple swipes at the puck before finally driving the puck into the back of the net and, as previously mentioned, Fleischmann dove from close range to earn his 15th goal of the year.

When Ovechkin picked up his second goal of the night he was simply passing to center Nicklas Backstrom, who had crashed the net. The pass never made it to Backstrom, but that’s only because it deflected off of Whitney’s skate into the net. The goal wasn’t pretty, but it counted just the same as the highlight goals the team’s younger players prefer to score.

Here’s hoping this is the sign of things to come for the young Capitals. They were able to stay focused on what truly mattered even after their opponent continually tried to provoke them and eliminated many of the problem areas that keep Boudreau awake at night. If nothing else, Bruce could sleep easy on this night.

[Editor’s note: It took Capitals Kremlin exactly 850 words less than us to summarize last night’s Caps-Pens game.]

15Jan

caption this V

(photo by Brian Murphy)

Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, it’s time for another round of caption this.

The game is fairly simple, as you hopefully know by now. We supply the photo and you bring the witty reader-submitted captions. You might not win any cool prizes, but you’ll be formally recognized for being better than your peers and will get some love here on the blog.

Here’s our humble offering on this photo of Washington Capitals enforcer Donald Brashear to get folks started:

“What do you mean Bride Wars is sold out?!?”

Think you can do better? Leave a comment below with your best caption.

[Editor’s note: The winner is luke with a caption of, you got some cheese to go with my cracka! Thanks to everyone who contributed.]

14Jan

it’s not you, it’s me

(photo by Brian Murphy)

No team may be looking forward to All Star weekend more than the Washington Capitals.

After dropping three in a row for the second time this season, the Caps have begun to show a few chinks in the armor. With only superstar Alex Ovechkin participating in the All Star game, here’s hoping coach Bruce Boudreau uses the time to watch tape of the Caps’ recent play, figures out what’s wrong and makes the necessary adjustments.

While we’ve never claimed to be experts, there are two fairly apparent issues with this offense. The first, and this has been a problem all season long, is that there is very rarely traffic in front of the net. With no one willing to stand in front of the goalie and provide a screen, more times than not what we end up seeing is a shot from the blueline by the Caps that is easily thwarted by the opposing netminder. Because no one is blocking his view, the opposing goalie typically makes an easy save on a low-percentage shot. If the goalie doesn’t make the save cleanly, then there’s no one standing on the doorstep to bang home the rebound.

Don’t believe us? Then how else can you explain how seemingly every night the Caps take the ice of late the opposing goalie ends up with monster numbers. Let’s take a look at the last three home games:

Last night, Edmonton Oilers goalie Dwayne Roloson was the game’s number-one star after posting 34 saves (a .944 save percentage) in a 5-2 win.

Last week, Columbus Blue Jackets goalie Steve Mason earned the game’s top star after shutting out the Capitals for the second time this season. For the game, Mason stopped all 45 shots he faced in the 3-0 win over the Capitals.

Even though the Caps won 2-1 via shootout, Philadelphia Flyers goalie Martin Biron made 33 saves (.971 save percentage) and earned the game’s third star for his strong outing Jan. 6.

Have the Caps run into a string of smoking hot goalies? It’s possible. But from where we’re sitting, this has way more to do with the Caps than whoever is lined up on the other side of the rink. Over these last three home games, the Capitals have scored just three goals on 115 shots, meaning opposing goalies have a ridiculous .974 save percentage against the Caps at the Verizon Center during the span.

Until players are consistently willing to roll up their sleeves and do the dirty work, the Caps are going to struggle to put points on the board. Even during a man advantage, the Caps haven’t been able to capitalize on their opportunities. During the same three-game span, the team has just two goals in their last 15 powerplay chances.

While much of it has to do with the lack of players willing to crash the net, there’s also another problem – too many times Caps players pass up the safe, routine play in favor of high-risk, high-reward variety. During powerplay situations, it’s common to see a Capitals forward try to force a puck through a defenseman’s legs or through traffic in hopes of connecting with a teammate on the back side of the play. If it works, then the play ends up on the highlight reel. If not, the opposing team gains control of the puck and clears it out of the zone with ease.

We had a chance to talk with future Hall of Fame center Sergei Fedorov this week and asked a fairly simple question – what is the current mindset of the younger players on this team and what do you guys have to do to take the next step forward to consistently compete for the Stanley Cup? We were surprised by the honesty in the veteran’s response.

“They’re very anxious to score goals,” said Fedorov of the younger players. “Sometimes they want to, a little bit cut corners and get to the net faster instead of just making the extra play and get it 100 percent in. They go for screen shots and dangerous plays, dangerous passes. For example, on a powerplay they always try to make that flashy, dangerous play, which is normal [for player’s their age]. They’re going to get it and understand eventually what they really need to do to win. And they’ll know that maybe that pass isn’t good to make. That’s called experience and paying attention to the details.”

The good news for the Capitals is that, for the most part, this has been a terrific season. The Caps are still among the top teams in the Eastern Conference and hold a comfortable lead over the Carolina Hurricanes for the division. But at the same time, there are a few areas that could continue to haunt the Caps through the rest of the season. Much has been made of the goaltending situation and questions have been raised about the sometimes erratic play from Capitals defensemen, but this might be the first time the offense has been called out.

To become a truly elite team, some changes in philosophy need to be made. Don’t take our word for it, listen to Sergei Fedorov. There’s a reason he’s won multiple Stanley Cup championships and has the most goals ever scored by a Russian player, and it’s not because he cut corners or worried about making some highlight reel.

13Jan

food for thought

(photo by Brian Murphy)

It’s impossible not to like Washington Capitals defenseman Karl Alzner. In addition to being a highly-touted prospect, Alzner is also the most bloggable personality on the Caps.

Well, the last time we spoke to him was last week when the front office had some tough decisions to make regarding the roster and the salary cap. With guys like forwards Tomas Fleischmann and Sergei Feredov getting healthy and returning to action, there was a very real chance that Alzner could have been sent down to the minors, not because of anything he’s done on the ice, but because of his salary cap number.

Fortunately for everyone involved, general manager George McPhee was able to get creative and find a work around meaning for the time being, Alzner remains in D.C.

We caught up with the talented rookie yesterday after practice to see how he’s handled all of the uncertainty.

The last time we chatted, 30 priests walked by us as they left the locker room. You were worried that you might get some bad news over the weekend. Did you pull one of the priests aside and have them put in a good word for you?

(Laughs). “I didn’t get a chance to,” Alzner said. “They escaped. But it seems like that’s what I did because I got a few more days right now. Maybe it was a little bit of good luck that they came by. Maybe they said something on their own.”

Maybe they could just sense how badly you wanted to stick around …

“Maybe, there’s a good chance they could have felt that,” he said.

The best quote from you last week was that now you get to go buy groceries. What’s your mindset these days? Are you living week-to-week or what?

“Lately it’s been day-to-day,” Alzner said. “We go to the grocery store at 4 o’clock every day and buy dinner. We don’t do anything else, in terms of food. Now I’m just trying to let it all go and relax. I’m going to try and live month by month, if I can. Maybe I can settle down and relax.”

That’s a little easier said than done, right?

“Way easier said than done,” he said. “Yeah, it’s not easy at all. It’s been ride the last week or so.”

Speaking of food, what are your plans today? Did we hear something about you and some teammates hitting up Chipotle after practice?

“Yeah, I’m having a little bit of burrito,” Alzner said. “I don’t know when, but I’m starving right now. I think if I start eating pretty soon, then I’ll be able to finish the whole thing. If not and I have a little snack, then I probably won’t be able to put it all down.”

How did the Chipotle trip come about?

“I’m not sure,” Alzner said. “Its a little promotion thing that they’ve got going on. Some fans won some contest where they get to have lunch with us. It’s fun for us. We get a burrito out of it and get to meet a couple fans.”

When’s the last time you got to eat junk food?

(Laughs) “Well, lately I’ve been eating it too much,” he said. “Every time we go to the movies or something like that it’s hard not to. It’s hard to resist the good selection that they’ve got. But I’m on a bit of a health kick right now, so I’ll make sure when I put in my order for the burrito that it’s chicken, rice and vegetables. That’s it. No guacamole. No nothing else.”

That’s just mean, man.

“To me, it still tastes good,” Alzner said. “It’s still a good thing.”

Well don’t let us hold you up. Enjoy your lunch and hopefully you’ll still be around this time next week.

12Jan

a quick note

We’d like to pause from our usual coverage of the D.C. sports world for a moment to thank you. Yes you. Since we launched the official Homer McFanboy website in mid-August it’s been amazing how quickly things have taken shape. Each month, we continue to see a steady rise in visits to the site which tells us that not only are people coming, but they keep coming back.

Whats more, those same folks who support us by regularly visiting the site have also shown their support by purchasing some of our popular t-shirts from the Homer Store. Our Predator and Chief Zee is my Homeboy t-shirts were out in full effect during November and December at FedEx Field. And even though our football season is over, folks continue to buy those, as well as others like our I Laich hockey or Bring Back Bullets shirts.

Bottom line – thanks for being awesome. In an effort to give back some love, we’re asking folks who’ve bought our shirts to email us photos. We’re not exactly sure what we’ll do with them all once we get them, but we do want to acknowledge all of those people who have been in our corner as we’ve taken to this blogging thing. Without you guys (and gals), we would have probably been forced to do something productive with our days. Thanks again for everything.

09Jan

dollars versus sense

(photo by Luis M. Alvarez)

With nearly everyone on the roster finally getting healthy the Washington Capitals will soon face some difficult decisions.

Forwards Tomas Fleischmann and Sergei Fedorov return to action tonight against the Columbus Blue Jackets, which is great news. What’s not so great is that these guys returning to action puts the Capitals’ salary cap situation perilously close to the limit, meaning general manager George McPhee has some tough decisions to make in the very near future.

The one good thing to come out of the ridiculous amount of injuries Washington has battled this season is that many of the team’s top prospects have found their way into the lineup. On a near-weekly basis, it seems the Caps are calling up yet another player to fill in for an injured teammate. No one has done a better job of maximizing this opportunity than defenseman Karl Alzner, the fifth overall pick in the 2007 draft.

Not only has Alzner thrived, logging at least 18 minutes of ice time in 17 of 19 games, but he’s also had a positive impact on others. Since being paired with Alzner, defenseman Milan Jurcina has looked much more at ease on the blueline. Once a big body with loads of potential but not much to show for it, Jurcina has transformed into a completely different player (someone who actually looks like he belongs on the ice when the game is on the line). Jurcina’s confidence seemingly grows every shift he has alongside Alzner. With that in mind, it’s not much of a reach to suggest that sending Alzner back down to Hershey could also affect Jurcina, as well as the rest of the Caps’ defensive unit.

We caught up with Alzner after the Flyers game to see how his transition to the NHL game is going and to get his take on his uncertain future.

How comfortable do you feel these days?

“You know, I feel okay right now,” he said. “I mean, I’ve felt better. Sometimes I get a little nervous making plays with the puck, but I think that’s just natural for a guy in my position. I’ve just got to relax and not worry about the whole getting sent down and all that stuff. That’s the main thing that weighs in your head. I’m not going out on the ice thinking ‘I can’t play with these guys’ or ‘these guys are better.’ The only thing weighing on my mind is something like that, getting sent down.”

How are you going to react if, once everyone gets healthy, you get the unfortunate news that they’re going to have to send you back down to Hershey?

“I’ve just got to realize that it’s going to happen sooner or later most likely, unless something else goes down,” Alzner said. “That’s the way it works and I’m lucky to even get a chance to play this many games this season.”

Would it frustrate you though? We know you don’t want to take it personally, but it’s kind of hard not to, right?

“Yeah, you get frustrated,” he said. “You want to be in the place where you grew up dreaming about, and that’s right here. To get such a long taste, it’s like when I was at camp. I was at camp for over a month and then to have to go down, you really get used to it. Any change is like that is usually disappointing.”

Since we, here at Homer McFanboy, are qualified to speak on behalf of all Caps fans, we’d like to say that we sincerely hope the front office is able to find a way to keep Alzner in town. Much like he’s gotten used to being here, so to have we. We’re very used to seeing him anchoring an improved Capitals defensive unit that has been a large part of the team’s record-setting season thus far.

Just remember, the Capitals were 11-7-3 before Alzner. They’ve gone 16-4 since. That says all you need to know about the kid.

08Jan

note: the sissification of america

(courtesy photo)

I want to start out by apologizing to old people everywhere.

There was a time whenever I found myself stranded in a room with someone at least twice my age that I did my best to tune you out and go to my happy place. You see, I was too young and immature to understand what was going on when you started mumbling semi-coherently about “back in my day” and proceeded into a long-winded diatribe that didn’t end until you fell asleep at the table mid-sentence. I had no clue that you were simply attempting to warn me of the darker days ahead by drawing parallels to better times. More to the point, I just didn’t have a clue.

But now, here I sit, long after you’re gone, understanding exactly where you were coming from. I see a world where parents raise their overweight children to be pansies because games like dodgeball and kickball are banned. A world where leagues opt to not keep score and give trophies to every kid on every team because, heaven forbid, your blandly named son thinks for one moment that another child is better at soccer than your precious little Devin.

If this is the future, then I’m off to eat a bullet now.

Back in my day (see what I did there) shit happened. Sometimes bullies took your lunch money and sometimes you struck out at the plate during gym-class baseball. You didn’t go to therapy, you went to science class. Your parents didn’t put you on medication because of anxiety or your “inability to cope.” You just sat on the opposite side of the lunch room and prayed like hell the bully picked on someone else the day your parents accidentally put two Little Debbie snackcakes in your lunchbox. If some kids at the bus stop made fun of you for a pimple on your face, you didn’t come to school the next day with a semi-automatic weapon and open fire on the football team. You went home that night and washed your face half a dozen times in hopes the blemish went away that very second.

Those days, things were definitely simpler. Ned Bitters and I used to give each other a ton of shit. He, being a native of Pennsylvania, loved all things Pittsburgh. Whether it be the Steelers, Penguins or cock, he just couldn’t get enough of it. I, having grown up in the D.C. metro area, always rooted for my home teams – including the Redskins, the Capitals and the Baltimore Orioles (we didn’t have our own baseball team, so the O’s sufficed until Peter Angelos got involved).

I’ll never forget the day Bitters started his own “Ripken streak.” While the rest of the world was happily saluting Cal Jr. for showing up to work every day for 2,632 consecutive games, Bitters decided it’d be clever to start counting the consecutive days Cal Sr. had been dead for. And you know what? It was funny. To get even, I decided to take a shot at his beloved Penguins and their posterboy, Mario Lemieux.

I distinctly remember saddling up next to him and saying I had a solution for the small-market Pens, who were having a bit of financial trouble.

“To save money on pregame festivities, they could get rid of fireworks or laser shows and simply have Lemieux hit the ice after a chemo session,” I said. “As long as he doesn’t melt the ice, you’re in for a helluva show.”

Was it politically incorrect? Absolutely. But it cracked both of our dumb asses up. We weren’t making light of death or disease. We were just being morons.

The NHL shouldn’t suspend Dallas Stars forward Sean Avery for saying Calgary Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf fell in love with “his sloppy seconds,” they should be thankful hockey is relevant again.

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