caption this 27: emotional eagle edition

(photo by Brian Murphy)

Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, it’s time for another round of “caption this.”

The game is fairly simple, as you hopefully know by now. I supply the photo and you bring the witty reader-submitted captions. You might not win any cool prizes, but you’ll be formally recognized for being better than your peers and will get some love here on the blog.

Here’s my humble offering for this photo to help get folks started:

“What do you mean this is the last Twilight movie?!? I thought vampires lived forever.”

Think you can do better? Leave a comment below with your best caption.

[Editor's note: The winner is InsaneNun with a caption of:
"Rated X: Both orally this time?
Rated R: They got some in my mustache.
Rated PG: Show me on the Eagle where they touched you.
Thanks to everyone for playing along.]

Author Description

b murf

I'm a D.C. sports blogger, professional photographer and an eternal pessimist. All I want in life is for Al Iafrate to finally call and admit he's my father.


  1. November 20, 2012

    Hey 69, you’re not doing it right.

  2. November 20, 2012

    Guys, I told him that wouldn’t work.. ANDY, I TOLD YOU THAT WOULDN’T WORK!

  3. November 20, 2012

    Josh Wilson: London is he crying? THERE’S NO CRYING IN FOOTBALL.
    London Fletcher: Josh, it’s okay, he can cry. He lives in Philly.

  4. November 20, 2012

    Where is your booboo…

  5. November 20, 2012

    Now I know why you humans cry, but it something I’m not programmed to do – London Fletcher, Terminator

  6. November 20, 2012

    London fletcher: Josh leave him alone…. He’s had enough

  7. November 20, 2012

    Don’t taze me bro

  8. November 20, 2012

    Holy shit, Nick Foles! I’m wide the fuck open over here!

  9. November 20, 2012

    (in the voice of a sniffling 5yr old boy…) “and…and then they *sniff* took my ball away and…and they pushed me down *sniffle* and…and said i couldn’t play with them……”

  10. November 20, 2012

    ….I’m not crying, it’s just been raining on my face
    And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks
    Please, please don’t tell my mates….

    I’ve just been cutting onions, I’m making a lasagna for one

  11. November 20, 2012

    Rated X: Both orally this time?
    Rated R: They got some in my mustache.
    Rated PG: Show me on the Eagle where they touched you.

  12. November 20, 2012

    Do you need a hanky?

  13. November 20, 2012

    No, no, I’m not crying. I just got a little dirt in my eye. Yeah, that’s it, honest.

  14. November 20, 2012

    “Somebody help me, tell me where to go from here cause even thugs cry, but do the Lord care?” — Tupac Shakur

  15. November 20, 2012

    You can get up now 69, the play is over.

  16. November 20, 2012

    Wilson… “Dude, it’s an Eagle. Can we keep him as a pet?”
    Fletcher… “Hell, no. We’ll be up to our necks in cheese-steak poop.”

  17. November 20, 2012

    Fletcher: Sir, im going to have to ask you to leave
    Eagle: no! You shut up , im not drunk! See i can touch my nose!

  18. November 20, 2012

    Fletcher! Your not coming to my birthday party. (Sniffle…sniffle)

  19. November 20, 2012

    Evan Mathis tears prove that, contrary to popular belief, not everyone living in Philly is already dead inside.

  20. November 20, 2012

    (Talking into his celll phone) HEY GUYS….I NEED SOME HELP HERE!!!! I’ve fallen and they won’t LET me get up!!1 WHAAAA

  21. November 20, 2012

    Fletch n Wilson take in the sneak preview of : Mathis does Runyan

  22. November 20, 2012

    No London…put it in HERE!

  23. November 20, 2012

    Fletcher / Wilson in unison; CMON MAN, get up a play some ball #69. And you better get up before the Bo weavils get you

  24. November 20, 2012

    Hey, tell your mom I said hey.

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