(photo by Clyde Caplan)
Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, it’s time for another round of “caption this.”
The game is fairly simple, as you hopefully know by now. I supply the photo and you bring the witty reader-submitted captions. You might not win any cool prizes, but you’ll be formally recognized for being better than your peers and will get some love here on the blog.
Here’s my humble offering for this photo to help get folks started:
Alex Ovechkin: “Sure, it’s no big deal when you take a seat during a game. But when I do, it becomes a national story.”
Think you can do better? Leave a comment below with your best caption.
[Editor's note: The winner is Ned with a caption of, “So this is how Hendy feels after a shootout.” Thanks to everyone who joined in the fun.]
Comments
“Excuse me while I whip this out.”
This being a wicked wrister, of course, what were *you* thinking?
” I Must Break you ! ” “No Big Deal for you !”
Ovechkin: My stick is bigger than yours….see!
Yes, it is nice. I call it the Hammer.
Ya know Ovie, that Schultz guy is turning out to be a pretty good forward for us
Hey Hank, can you give me a break? This Hunter prick keeps bustin my balls.
You know that feeling you get Alex, wind blowing through your hair. that horse power between your legs. Man I just wanna ride!!!!
Next time Russian Machine shot put you through net!
Hey Hank, this ice is slippery, no? HAHAHAHAHAA
This here is some fine Russian white snake. And it’s not too goddamn beaucoup
Ovechkin says “Easy to score when goalie clearly not using his eye in butt.”
These Russian meatballs, not Swedish.
What dude? Yoga is good for you.
*in lil john voice* To the blue line to the net! Till the goalie goes and fall all the caps fans call…AHHH GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL AHHHH GOAL GOAL GOT DAMN!!!!
Ovie: “Simon says….sit on your butt if you’re still bitter about the Game 7 Federov goal.”
A really great position – “For me to poop on”
So err.. Whats goin’ on Ovi?
Henrik sits and contemplates, is Ovie wearing a cup?
So I spin her around at this point? Russian women really like that?!?!?
Holtby’s mom is disappointed in you.
Alex Ovechkin shows Henrik Lundqvist the Great 8″.
So this is how Hendy feels after a shootout.
You can sit on your two hole, but I’m still going to score on your five hole.
“I brought you a bottle of swedish ball liquor. Enjoy.”
You sit on your 2 hole, I score on your 2 hole.
Henrik: “Oh.. so this isnt right?”
Ovie: “No he like, fall uh.. a different way. Ill get Matt, he show you how Tim Thomas fall down after paralyzer”