caption this 22: unstable receiver edition

(photo by Brian Murphy)

Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, it’s time for another round of “caption this.”

The game is fairly simple, as you hopefully know by now. I supply the photo and you bring the witty reader-submitted captions. You might not win any cool prizes, but you’ll be formally recognized for being better than your peers and will get some love here on the blog.

Here’s my humble offering to help get folks started on this meltdown-inspired photo:

Jabar Gaffney: “You can’t see me.”

Mike Shanahan: “You’re right. Not with the Redskins, I can’t.”

Think you can do better? Leave a comment below with your best caption.

[Editor's note: The winner is HokieX with a caption of, “Damn, they saw me.” Thanks to everyone who joined in the fun.]

Author Description

b murf

I'm a D.C. sports blogger, professional photographer and an eternal pessimist. All I want in life is for Al Iafrate to finally call and admit he's my father.


  1. April 18, 2012

    Always keep the pimp hand strong.

  2. April 18, 2012

    Maybe if I put my hand over my face I wont see my twitter account being hacked by my spiteful wife

  3. April 18, 2012

    Five dollar footlooooong…

  4. April 18, 2012

    “This is the last time I write my twitter password on my glove.”

  5. April 18, 2012

    “I can’t believe these fingers tweeted that!”

  6. April 18, 2012

    Ew, this looks like Lito Shepard’s stick ‘em, not mine!

  7. April 18, 2012

    Head, shoulders, knees and losing my mind on Twitter. Losing my mind on twitter…

  8. April 18, 2012

    Sorry mr right, it’s lefty’s turn to play the stranger tonight

  9. April 18, 2012

    I need to find the fifth team in my NFL career soon…..

  10. April 18, 2012

    If your hand is bigger than your face, your wife is cheating on you.

  11. April 18, 2012

    I got free yards dat play. See son?

  12. April 18, 2012

    “Who wants a 5-finger discount on a receiver?”

  13. April 18, 2012

    So, if my hand is as big as my face, I have cancer?

  14. April 18, 2012

    How many teams I been on now? Get it how you live & I’m outta here!

  15. April 18, 2012

    An intimate moment between a man and his new girlfriend…

  16. April 18, 2012

    Really? My elbow will get less ashy if I open my hand?

  17. April 18, 2012

    “Where’s my wedding ring? Oh yeah, that that’s right my wife left me for Lito”

  18. April 18, 2012

    Yeah 5 YAC. My new personal best!!!

  19. April 18, 2012

    Tiiiimmmmeeee for a SPINNAROONEY!!!!!!!

  20. April 18, 2012

    “I will pimp slap Lito if he puts anymore ash on my elbow”

  21. April 18, 2012

    what did the five fingers say to the face?! slap!

  22. April 18, 2012

    “Robert, I’ll give you my jersey number for 5…oh, crap…I got traded where?!”

  23. April 18, 2012

    Awwwww, yea. Who’s my beeeeeitch!

  24. April 18, 2012

    Gaffney practices his new “I don’t like it and I shouldn’t have put a ring on it” touchdown dance.

  25. April 18, 2012

    “…then PR said *woop* and slapped my iPhone right out my hand”

  26. April 19, 2012

    “Listen here right hand, I’ll talk to you when we get home”

  27. April 19, 2012

    Anddddddddddd, scene.

  28. April 19, 2012

    Outta ma face Lito

  29. April 19, 2012

    I gott fiiiive on it

  30. April 19, 2012

    Damn, they saw me.

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