(photo by Melvin Arroyo)
Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, it’s time for another round of “caption this.”
The game is fairly simple, as you hopefully know by now. We supply the photo and you bring the witty reader-submitted captions. You might not win any cool prizes, but you’ll be formally recognized for being better than your peers and will get some love here on the blog.
Here’s our humble offering for this photo to help get folks started:
“Tony Siragusa and Rex Ryan test out general manager Fred Smoot’s theory that fat boys win football games.”
Think you can do better? Leave a comment below with your best caption.
[Editor's note: The winner is Raub with a caption of, “If I make this, we go to Sizzler. If I miss, we go to Waffle House.”]
Rex: “First to hit one from 20 yards out gets to pound two f$#kin cheerleaders!! Fat f$#kin Tony… you’re up first.”
Comment by ~AD — September 1, 2010 @ 7:45 am
This was the last known photo of Tony before he/she was found in St. Louis with a ram, under the name, Lois Einhorn, with “LACES OUT REX” written on his forehead.
Comment by ExKiwi Krol — September 1, 2010 @ 8:54 am
With the money collected from Rex Ryan’s curse jar, the Jets are able to bring in rookie kicker Tony Siragusa after his failed stint at fat camp.
Comment by Paige — September 1, 2010 @ 8:48 pm
Looks like Siragusa is trying out for the pilot episode of ‘It’s Always Crappy in New Jersey’. Too bad he ate the sausage links he had in his pocket before the audition or he might have got the part.
Comment by Hokiex — September 1, 2010 @ 9:27 pm
“If I make this, we go to Sizzler. If I miss, we go to Waffle House.”
Comment by Raub — September 1, 2010 @ 10:08 pm
Rex does community service by teaching the Special Olympians how to kick off the ground.
Comment by Bostic Hog — September 1, 2010 @ 10:10 pm
In a special segment on Hard Knocks, Tony Siragusa and Nick Folk switch places for a day. Siragusa must spend the afternoon kicking field goals while Folk heads down to the local Shoney’s to conquer their lunch buffet.
Comment by Joel Murphy — September 1, 2010 @ 10:23 pm
Siragusa shows Rex his ‘Goose-Step’ field goal attempt. No only was it sad, it was offensive.
Comment by Milhouse44 — September 2, 2010 @ 5:33 am
Ayyyyyyyyy
Tony Fonzarelli attempts a 20 yarder
Comment by kris — September 2, 2010 @ 7:37 am
Rex, doing his best Lucy imitation, flips the ball away before “Charley Brown” Siragusa can complete his kick.
Comment by Lenny — September 2, 2010 @ 7:54 am
Someone saw the Elaine Benes dancing episode of Seinfeld last night…
Comment by Bryan Shew — September 2, 2010 @ 11:39 am
This is the test poster for the NFL’s new idea. GFL. Geriatric Football League. It marketed well in Florida and Texas.
Comment by Krol2 — September 2, 2010 @ 3:13 pm
Mullett Man Kick’s with Power and Grace as coach Ryan watches with Glee!!!!!!
Comment by Scott — September 3, 2010 @ 9:17 am
First one to make the field goal gets the last twinkie.
Comment by Jose Vallejo — September 3, 2010 @ 10:54 am
I didnt realize beached whales could play football
Comment by skinsaholic — September 3, 2010 @ 3:22 pm
Sadly, this is the most exercise Rex Ryan will get all year.
Comment by Joel Murphy — September 3, 2010 @ 7:15 pm
While his secondary prefers cheeseburgers before practice, ol’ Rex is partial to slap-dick special teams competitions with old pals.
Comment by Adam — September 4, 2010 @ 10:44 am
Tony Siragusa shows Rex Ryan how the hokey pokey is REALLY done
Comment by Skinnyphilly — September 5, 2010 @ 11:56 am
Artie Lange may be too fat to fish but he can sure kick a FG.
Rex Ryan “Artie, kick thru the F’ing football like I busted thru my lapband surgery.”
Comment by fatpickle — September 5, 2010 @ 7:40 pm