(photo by Brian Murphy)
Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, it’s time for another round of “caption this.”
The game is fairly simple, as you hopefully know by now. We supply the photo and you bring the witty reader-submitted captions. You might not win any cool prizes, but you’ll be formally recognized for being better than your peers and will get some love here on the blog.
Here’s our humble offering for this photo to help get folks started:
“After finally passing his conditioning test, Washington Redskins defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth reacts after learning he’s now eligible to appear in Fantasia’s next music video.”
Think you can do better? Leave a comment below with your best caption.
[Editor's note: The winner is Krol2 with a caption of, “Haynesworth and Carter do their best 80’s freezeframe to end the show. Sit Ubu sit. Good boy.”]
Stop teasing me about the fumble in Oakland and I promise I won’t tell anyone you wore a pink lace thong to pass the conditioning test.
Comment by eM — August 9, 2010 @ 7:41 am
Albert and Andre give the breakfast buffet at Shoney’s two thumbs up.
Comment by Bryan Shew — August 9, 2010 @ 8:11 am
*Carter* “Hey Albert, look at the camera and say: ‘I’m rich, b$tch!!!’”
Comment by ~AD — August 9, 2010 @ 8:26 am
“Thumbs up to Snyder” — Easiest money we ever stole!!
Comment by Dallas — August 9, 2010 @ 8:31 am
“Haters Gonna Hate!”
Comment by rd — August 9, 2010 @ 9:13 am
“See that over there? THATS what practice looks like”
“REALLY? Get outta here…”
“NO NO, I’m not joking”
Comment by WeThreeKingsRuleU — August 9, 2010 @ 10:03 am
Redskintholocism WOW!
Comment by ExKiwi Krol — August 9, 2010 @ 10:36 am
“Then come regular season time, about every third play we can stand around with these shoved up our asses.”
Comment by ned — August 9, 2010 @ 10:52 am
probowlers? No, but we did stay at a holiday inn express
Comment by matt — August 9, 2010 @ 11:53 am
Thanks for timing my shuttle run with a sun dial coach! Now where is the oxygen tank?
Comment by Chris Jackson — August 9, 2010 @ 1:19 pm
Carter runs media relations drills with Haynesworth.
Comment by Paige — August 9, 2010 @ 3:36 pm
“I’d buy that for a dollar!”
Comment by Krol2 — August 9, 2010 @ 3:40 pm
Or…
Haynesworth and Carter do their best 80’s freezeframe to end the show.
Sit Ubu sit. Good boy.
Comment by Krol2 — August 9, 2010 @ 3:42 pm
What has two thumbs and loves the sidelines?
Comment by Joel Murphy — August 9, 2010 @ 4:04 pm
Hey, Albert, turn around look at the pregnant chick wearing a bikini. Maybe if we give her some attention she will leave us alone and put some clothes on. That’s just so gross.
Comment by Al Tisbert — August 10, 2010 @ 7:40 am
Andre: “Look at these dummies, they got me playin backer and u playin nose tackle, bet they don’t realize we could snap ‘em in half after practice”
Comment by Chris — August 10, 2010 @ 1:08 pm
Albert: “Yeah, that’s my agent running to make sure I still have that $32 million in the bank.”
Comment by Chris — August 11, 2010 @ 2:21 pm