(photo by Brian Murphy)
Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, it’s time for another round of “caption this.”
The game is fairly simple, as you hopefully know by now. We supply the photo and you bring the witty reader-submitted captions. You might not win any cool prizes, but you’ll be formally recognized for being better than your peers and will get some love here on the blog.
Here’s our humble offering for this photo to help get folks started:
“Having secured the second receiver spot heading into the season, the success immediately went to Malcolm ‘Shake and Bake’ Kelly’s head, as he began giving shout-outs to ‘Lord Baby Jesus’ and autographing babies.”
Think you can do better? Leave a comment below with your best caption.
[Editor's note: The winner is Joel Murphy with a caption of, “Sure, this photo seems sweet and innocent … until you realize that man went home and sold his autographed baby on eBay.'” Thanks to everyone who contributed. Let's do it again next week.]
Malcolm Kelly goes Mano-a-mano with Rock Cartwright
Comment by bubba9497 — September 8, 2009 @ 7:59 am
Malcolm Kelly, upon realizing one of his treasured sleeves had been burgled from his newly revealed and surprisingly well-toned arm, adorns a giant block “T”–for “thief”–on the alleged infant kleptomaniac.
Comment by Ryan — September 8, 2009 @ 8:38 am
Malcolm Kelly makes history as the first professional athlete to ignore signing the breast of a seemingly shirtless woman (background left), instead opting to entertain a small child.
Comment by Ryan — September 8, 2009 @ 8:53 am
“Please look after this bear. Thank you.”
Comment by Milhouse44 — September 8, 2009 @ 9:10 am
Delivering Touchdowns and Babys for the Redskins since 2009
Comment by john — September 8, 2009 @ 9:11 am
Kelly took the game “Operation” a little too far.
Comment by Krol2 — September 8, 2009 @ 10:02 am
Sure, this photo seems sweet and innocent … until you realize that man went home and sold his autographed baby on eBay.
Comment by Joel Murphy — September 8, 2009 @ 10:04 am
Malcolm Kelly, cleary hot and bothered by the manly tattoos on the gentlemans arm, passed his hotel room number to the gentleman via the baby
Comment by big tony — September 8, 2009 @ 12:17 pm
Malcolm Kelly hosts DC’s open casting call for The Cleveland Show.
Comment by Paige — September 8, 2009 @ 1:06 pm
WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! Not on the mini Sean Taylor jersey, Malcomb! Sign his leg or someth’n ok?
Comment by CowboyCrusher — September 8, 2009 @ 1:33 pm
Malcolm borrows tradition from George Foreman and christens this baby as Malcolm Kelly, Jr. the third.
Comment by Michelle — September 8, 2009 @ 1:41 pm
He very well could be one of Malcolm’s sons….. so he might as well give him something to pawn later in life!!
Comment by Ashley Donnatella — September 8, 2009 @ 2:58 pm
Kelly’s thoughts: “Man, I am over here signing babies while Landry is over there signing girls breats. Maybe I should get my lip pierced.”
Comment by Chris — September 8, 2009 @ 3:18 pm
Malcolm Kelly baby tattoo artist
Comment by bubba9497 — September 8, 2009 @ 3:23 pm
As agreed to by Daniel Snyder, Malcolm Kelly is seen signing away his first born in order to make the team.
Comment by Califan007 — September 8, 2009 @ 4:02 pm
(and if we’re allowed two submissions lol):
“The annual ‘Get Your Child Circumcized By A Redskin’ fan appreciation day goes horribly awry when Malcolm Kelly mistakes it for the annual “Get Your Nipple Pierced By A Redskin” charity fundraiser…”
Comment by Califan007 — September 8, 2009 @ 4:08 pm
“I’m gonna sell this on E-Bayby”
Comment by Tony Yoo — September 8, 2009 @ 9:43 pm
Malcolm’s curiosity was peaked when the child asked about the audibles and cadences to be used during the season opener. His suspicions were confirmed when, upon closer inspection, he found a tag reading, “Property of Tom Coughlin.”
Comment by Jacob Lothyan — September 9, 2009 @ 12:55 am
WHO you calling DaDa??!!
Comment by bubba9497 — September 9, 2009 @ 3:53 am