(photo by Brian Murphy)
Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, it’s time for another round of “caption this.”
The game is fairly simple, as you hopefully know by now. We supply the photo and you bring the witty reader-submitted captions. You might not win any cool prizes, but you’ll be formally recognized for being better than your peers and will get some love here on the blog.
Here’s our humble offering on this photo of Washington Redskins linebacker Chris Wilson and New England Patriots quarterback Kevin O’Connell to get folks started:
“Bitch please.”
Think you can do better? Leave a comment below with your best caption.
[Editor’s note: The winner is Califan007 with a caption of, “And with one slap of the hand, Chris Wilson ends the NFL dreams of the fat kid from ‘Stand By Me.’” Thanks to everyone who contributed. Let’s do it again next week.]
43 comments
September 2, 2009 at 9:58 am
Sally O’Connell, UFL MVP 2009
September 2, 2009 at 10:02 am
What did you think was going to happen? You put them in my mouth of course I was going to bite them.
September 2, 2009 at 10:30 am
Fatality. Flawless Victory.
September 2, 2009 at 10:46 am
Hey- That was a PASS!
September 2, 2009 at 10:48 am
“Wow, the view from up here is AMAZING!”
September 2, 2009 at 10:50 am
I said across his nose, not up it!
September 2, 2009 at 10:54 am
What did the Five Fingers say to the Face?………SLAP!
September 2, 2009 at 10:55 am
“Charlie Murphey…What did the 5 fingers say to the face?…….SLAP!……AWWWWWW It’s a Celebration!”
September 2, 2009 at 11:03 am
“and I ain’t gonna tell you again, Stop it!”
September 2, 2009 at 11:04 am
Wilson to O’Connell:
“You don’t say that about our fans”
September 2, 2009 at 11:05 am
“I TOLD you to wait your turn!”
September 2, 2009 at 11:13 am
QB FAIL.
September 2, 2009 at 11:14 am
Is Chris Wilson gonna have to smack a bitch?
Apparently so….
September 2, 2009 at 11:28 am
I’m gonna slap the patriots off of you!
September 2, 2009 at 11:28 am
It’s just a slap, it’s not like I cut you…ohh.
September 2, 2009 at 11:30 am
“Judo CHOP!!!”
September 2, 2009 at 11:31 am
“Hey Murf, get a picture of this”
September 2, 2009 at 11:33 am
Get used to being slapped around by CFL Players O’Connell because thats where your headed.
September 2, 2009 at 11:35 am
Just for you Murf ~ “Do the wave one more time….. I dare you!!!!”
September 2, 2009 at 11:43 am
Where’s the Pez?
September 2, 2009 at 12:22 pm
And for my next trick I will pull a white dude out of my pocket… ta da!!!!
September 2, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Hey you got a boog hanging.
September 2, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Wilson: “Love getting in an extra set of bicep curls when I can!”
September 2, 2009 at 12:51 pm
“KNOCKOUT”
September 2, 2009 at 1:09 pm
“courtesy of the Washington Redskins!”
September 2, 2009 at 1:13 pm
“You put your left hand in and you turn his head around, you do the hokey pokey and…… that’s what it’s all about.”
September 2, 2009 at 1:22 pm
And with one slap of the hand, Chris Wilson ends the NFL dreams of the fat kid from “Stand By Me”.
September 2, 2009 at 2:01 pm
“I said spit out that gum, school’s in session!”
September 2, 2009 at 2:07 pm
“Mouthguard check!” (like a cup check but a little higher).
September 2, 2009 at 2:33 pm
“It’s not coming off, go get me some butter and let’s try it again!”
September 2, 2009 at 2:39 pm
“Awww, look at you, sweetie. You just look so precious in your little uniform.” *pinches cheek*
September 2, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Don’t you talk about my momma
September 2, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Get outta here, I’m looking for the Pat’s QB. I heard he was good.
September 2, 2009 at 4:25 pm
“I must break you…” R
September 2, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Chris Wilson keeps his pimp hand strong.
September 2, 2009 at 7:47 pm
So thaaat’s what the Ban Hammer looks like.
September 2, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Talk to the Hand..cause the hand don’t talk back!
September 2, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Spit out your gum and chew another piece already…
…or we’ll find you
September 2, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Stop lookin’ at my cheerleaders!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 3, 2009 at 12:31 am
Due to the rarity of such an occurrence for the Washington defense, LB Chris Wilson was understandably confused when he reached the Quarterback. Instead of trying to “put him down,” he accidentally tried to “pick him up.” Chris had this to say: “It’s the preseason. I’m going to keep medium and let the game come to me.”
September 3, 2009 at 1:34 am
“I said quit singing… dammit, now I’VE got that Gloria Estefan song stuck in MY head”
September 3, 2009 at 11:47 am
(Mortal Combat) “Finish Him!, Fatality”
September 4, 2009 at 2:46 am
Oconnell: “You’re ugly, lazy and disrespectful.”
Wilson: “Shut up *****! Go fix me a turkey pot pie.