
(photo by Brian Murphy)
Let me first take a moment to say welcome to the brand-new Homer McFanboy website. It’s been a process getting everything up and running and I’ve really had to call in help from a few friends and family members who are smarter than I am, but we’re here.
Hopefully this can be a place to help folks kill some time while not being productive at their respective places of employment. This isn’t just a blog about me. Reader feedback is strongly encouraged. Fan participation is a must, if we’re going to make the most out of this opportunity and my access. If there’s a player you want to know more about or something you don’t think I’ve gotten right, then by all means, drop me a line and say so. We’re all in this together.
Now, with that out of the way, I invite you all to play along with the second “caption this” contest. (Who could forget the first ‘caption this’ contest?) You might not win any cool prizes, but you at least get to be one of the cool kids and will get some love here on the blog.
Here’s my humble offering:
Redskins offensive lineman Jason Fabini sits in ‘time out’ after calling Todd Collins a product of Al Saunders’ system.
Think you can do better? Leave a comment below with your best caption.
[Update: We have a winner, and his name is Joel. "Nothing clears the Redskins bench faster than when Jason Fabini explains in detail why he chose the jersey number 69." Thanks, as always, to everyone for playing along.]




Fabini will think twice next time before using the “shower pill” for an entire week
Comment by BALLz — August 19, 2008 @ 11:37 am
“What? I showered before the game -”
Comment by BigRedskinDaddy — August 19, 2008 @ 11:45 am
Jason Fabini waits for the next available barber to come trim up his arms.
Comment by d0ublestr0ker0ll — August 19, 2008 @ 11:46 am
Nothing clears the Redskins bench faster than when Jason Fabini explains in detail why he chose the jersey number 69.
Comment by Joel — August 19, 2008 @ 11:47 am
Fabini is silent..and deadly.
Comment by Kurt — August 19, 2008 @ 12:12 pm
“I sit on top of benches”
Took me a while, but that was worth the time
Comment by Tom — August 19, 2008 @ 2:37 pm
Yeah, I mean 69 is a pretty good number but Randy Thomas nailed it, 77 you get eight more.
Comment by Mike — August 19, 2008 @ 2:53 pm
“Geez, you fart one time in the huddle…”
Comment by Derek — August 19, 2008 @ 3:22 pm
Holy crap! That was a big friggin’ rat!
Happy toughts… happy thoughts… somebody please come and get me down from here!
Comment by Nelson — August 19, 2008 @ 3:35 pm
Do not seek the treasure…
Do not seek the treasure…
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Do NOT SEEK THE TREASURE!
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“Quiet Fabini!”
“Sorry Coach.”
Comment by Nelson — August 19, 2008 @ 3:38 pm
Offensive lineman Jason Fabini once again forgot the there was no game on Sunday this week.
Comment by Nelson — August 19, 2008 @ 3:52 pm
“You think I have good shot at Cooley’s Beard contest….what are smiling about?”
“Well your beard is kinda patchy…but I was more laughing at how pissed Mr.Fabini is gonna be when he tries to make the next huddle with his cleats tied together.”
Comment by milhouse44 — August 19, 2008 @ 5:03 pm
“Keep Watching….I’m about to beat the hell out of this smiling jackass behind me. That was the last 69 joke I can stand.”
Comment by HokieX — August 19, 2008 @ 7:41 pm
Those chili dogs are not sitting well guys…….. guys?
Comment by jza — August 20, 2008 @ 10:49 am
Mommy said I can’t play until I finish my broccoli. I hate broccoli.
Comment by aokroloa — August 20, 2008 @ 5:31 pm